PiPress: Actual headline — “She: He beat me, caged me. He: She hurt herself drunk.”

Strib: House Speaker Zellers (R-Maple Grove) says he misspoke, and that voting is in fact a right, not a privilege.

KARE11: Elk River Church incentivizing new members with TVs, Nintendos

TC Daily Planet: State Senate repeals 2007 environmental protection bill, seeks more cuts