Look out, students! The great conspiracy to segregate the sexes is at it again.

According to MPR, “a University of Minnesota researcher says students living in co-ed dorms are much more likely to engage in risky sexual contact and drinking than those who live in single-sex dorms.”

Well, yeah. Only the boring kids live in the single-sex dorms, right? Or should we just blame it on the boys? But seriously… The 500-student survey showed that co-ed students were three times as likely to binge drink and three times as likely to have had three or more sex partners each year. Problems? Thoughts?