He is risen! God bless those Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and their faith in hunky Jesus. Go check out the beards, the brown hair, the bods at The Saloon on Sunday evening, plus throw your applause behind the Foxy Marys and Gender Fluid Judases, too. There’s even potentially some sub-categories like best buff Zombie Jesus. There’s going to be a lot of excited participants and viewers—really we encourage your sexiest biblical attire—and this year there’s even a silent auction and proceeds from the contest benefiting Reclaim! MN. That’s all even before the post-party shower shows! Happy Easter! Sunday, April 21st, 8:30 PM. Free. —Hank Stacks

The Saloon, 830 Hennepin Ave, MPLS; saloonmn.com