If we had a Most Fun Time of The Weekend Award, we’d make it into a championship belt and give it to WRESTLEPALOOZA VII presented by Pabst Blue Ribbon. We’d then challenge F1rst Wrestling to a match for that belt, and we’d win after we hit them with our patented finishing move, a big body slam that leads into The Cement Mixer™ (where we roll them around the ring)! Friday’s wrastlin’ festivities assemble a gigantic cast of characters, everyone from our favorite “The Anarchist” Arik Cannon to “Playboy” Pete Huge to Heidi Lovelace to WRESTLEPALOOZA Champion the notorious Sheik Ariya Daivari. Plus there’s live burlesque and music from MASKED INTRUDER and DJ Snuggles. The madness will be runnin’ wild! Friday, 8 PM. $20. —Taylor Carik

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