“In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here!” If you’re not familiar with these classic Oktoberfest lyrics then you probably weren’t in Frau Hogan’s German class at South in 1996. (Clearly there will be beer in heaven. Why did we not ask Frau about this glaring inaccuracy?) There’s likely also bratwurst, making heaven look a lot like the new New Bohemia having its grand opening in the former Louie’s Wine Dive spot on Lake Street. They’ll have the same communal table style as the Nordeast location, all the better for pounding while you ziggy ziggy with your new s’Uptown friends. 11 AM-Close. Free. —Erin Huntington-Cates

New Bohemia Uptown, 800 W Lake St, MPLS; newbohemiausa.com