You didn’t Pin a thing, never ordered invites, and, let’s be honest, your chances of getting through the line at city hall tomorrow are pretty slim. The good people of Patrick’s Cabaret want your same-sex marriage to happen anyway. They’re hosting a good old-fashioned Mass-Marriage so you can say you got hitched in the early hours of its Minnesota legality, or just say you were witness to a whole lot of love manifesting at once. Like any upstanding wedding, you must send in your RVSP (to, please and thank you). How else will they know how much cake to order?! There’ll be live music and room to dance starting at 10:30 this evening, but the main event will take place at 12:01 a.m., officiated and made legal by performance artist and eponymous host Patrick Scully (BYO license). A night to remember, if there ever were one. 10:30 p.m. Free. –EK

Patrick’s Cabaret, 3010 Minnehaha Ave. S., Mpls., 612-724-6273,