You didn’t Pin a thing, never ordered invites, and, let’s be honest, your chances of getting through the line at city hall tomorrow are pretty slim. The good people of Patrick’s Cabaret want your same-sex marriage to happen anyway. They’re hosting a good old-fashioned Mass-Marriage so you can say you got hitched in the early hours of its Minnesota legality, or just say you were witness to a whole lot of love manifesting at once. Like any upstanding wedding, you must send in your RVSP (to amy@patrickscabaret.org, please and thank you). How else will they know how much cake to order?! There’ll be live music and room to dance starting at 10:30 this evening, but the main event will take place at 12:01 a.m., officiated and made legal by performance artist and eponymous host Patrick Scully (BYO license). A night to remember, if there ever were one. 10:30 p.m. Free. –EK

Patrick’s Cabaret, 3010 Minnehaha Ave. S., Mpls., 612-724-6273, patrickscabaret.org