If you’re not a fan of downtown MPLS on the weekends, then you’re really—really, really . . . there’s not enough reallys—want to stay away this Friday and Saturday. Pop country megastar plays two nights at Target Field, and if Chesney’s track record holds up, it’s going to be a shit show of over-served country music fans, lewd behavior arrests, and piles of actual garbage. (Deadspin described the Green Bay show as a “white riot“.) Since it’s two nights of Chesney, we’re putting the over/under on the arrest total at 75. Send us your guess for number of arrests and the closest (without going over, Price is Right rules) gets some gift cards to some tap rooms.