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  They’re all real. We tried to trick you with that cabbie story but that’s real somehow, too. Welcome to reality.

  Here’s the only one we made up today. We were going to have a few this week about Super Bowl, but they weren’t outlandish enough.   Two dozen guns confiscated during traffic stop & arrest in Robbinsdale  

  Here’s the only answer we made up today. Btw, all those tweets just came from KARE11, there were so many good ones we didn’t need to look anywhere else this week.  Santa’s North Star Express will begin daily runs… Continue Reading →

  Here’s what we came up with, the following are not real local television news tweets, but really could be: Some Super Bowl attendees are renting apartments for entire year – just to use during game week   Some Twin… Continue Reading →

  Here’s the only one we made up today, and you can tell that it’s made up since the Ridgedale Library is actually closed right now for renovations. One parent arrested after altercation at Ridgedale Library storytime

  They’re all real. Somehow. If you can believe it.

  Here’s the answer, again, probably a previous headline at some point, but not this week! Neighbor’s canned rhubarb sends 3 to hospital

  All of these today could’ve been made up, tbh. Or they all could be all-too real. Here’s the only one that’s not real (yet!). Many venues getting ready to shut down to the public for Super Bowl parties

We wish it was the one about violent cops, but it’s not, it’s: Readers Poll: Best Bathrooms At The Fair (Even Some Secret Ones!)  

  Tough one today, lots of TV stations getting the scary metro stuff out of the way before the Fair starts we suppose. Here’s the only one we made up: Contaminated ink forces two St Paul tattoo parlors to close… Continue Reading →

  Here’s the only one we made up today: Minneapolis fine dining closings reaching record pro-portions