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I hope you are ready for the chaos you have inveigled with this post.

That's right, I said inveigled. The chaos has already begun.

I'm out, as I am solo-parenting this weekend (which, I believe, is in direct violation of the drunken pre-nup that I signed) But it sure sounds like fun...I haven't done a NE Pub Crawl since before the Polish Palace gentrimorphed into The Sample Room.

Max drank so much mulled wine that his mustache fell out the next day, and he had matching Sailor Martin tattoos.

Is there a tentative schedule?

Will Max bring Sailor Martin? That's the key question.

"for those of us who will not start out, but perhaps be in some of the same places, who should we look for to identify the MNspeak group?"

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Watch for the Bachman lapel pins.

We're going to try to stick to about an hour time frame at each bar. The order of bars that we're going to are the same order in which Rich mentioned them, I think, so if you want to meet up with us, follow that plan of attack.

And you will know us by the paint on our faces, the wigs on our heads, the cheap polyester on our bodies, and the trail of our Grain Belt and Summit beer bottles.

And if that fails, you can always yell "Amber" or "Rich" into the crowd and we'll come find you.

And then kill you.

"And you will know us by the paint on our faces, the wigs on our heads, the cheap polyester on our bodies, and the trail of our Grain Belt and Summit beer bottles."

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You guys all sell cars?

I figured there was a commonality . . .

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Okay, so how'd it go? Where's the pics?