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Jason, if this turns into another Diablo Cody homage, I'm cutting off the thread.

Censor!

Can I play, DeRusha?

Tom: Instead of lunch at the Local... maybe we need to do some research? And Alexis... I wouldn't think of doing this research without you!

Flash mob!

Jason, I know what a lap dance is, and I'm also quite sure that no place that features them has as good a walleye sandwich as The Local does.

I must be older than I realize to have just said that.

Ho hum. Who cares? Politics is more interesting.

Corey, if you're in, I'm there. We could get one coke and two straws and save our dollars for other stuff.

I'm worried that I fit the category of "old guys."

Of course, we'd need to set a date/time in some kind of code, so CJ doesn't show up and write about it.

You're right Jason, it's totally the same thing. ;)

I'll see what I can do about pulling some sway and combining the two excursions for ya.

I was at that hearing, and it was somewhat comical. Interestingly, after the prosecutor said that he assumed it was common knowledge, and therefore didn't define it in the complaint, it was later learned that the alleged lap dance took place while Mo Williams was standing up. As any good stripper knows, good tips only come with a proper sit-down lap dance.

So, it was clear, neither the prosecutor or the judge had a good idea. The defense attorneys, however, seemed more than knowledgeable.

It's not proper scientific method unless you do trials at all the local outlets to determine the overall community standard for lap dances.

Keep in mind if you go during the lunch hour they won't be there. After being on a murder trial jury for two weeks this past spring they are only in the court room for about 3 hours a day.

That's right only 3 hours a day, which means an hour morning break, 2 hour lunch, and multi hour afternoon breaks and you can still keep your tee time at 4:00 PM.

Government at it's finest!

Hip, did they stuff it in your cleavage, so to speak?

When Deja Vu opened and wanted to advertise in City Pages way back when, my business manager and I went there to do some research. I paid a rather forlorn creature named "Secret" $20 NOT to give us a table dance. True story.

This "six-inch" rule truly puts a crimp in what I expected to be a delightful evening. Nick Coleman... I can't believe it.

Impressive-- or sad-- Taylor. I'm up because little Seth thinks 6am is a great time to start the day. What's your excuse?

I sleep late because I am no longer a college student. And because I am lazy.

Aloha Taylor is hawt (but married).
Mary Tan and her Gucci'd out look is also very fine. Although, she has like a different sounding voice in every story, so I don't about that. But, still hawt regardless.
I am also an Amy Hockert fan. I wonder if she is still seeing that MN Wild player. Hmmm. Either way, what a hottie.
Well, enough day dreaming for me.
Who do you guys (or girls) think is hawt?

Jason, I saw your myspace and you have friends with many hawt women. How do you know and then party with so many beautiful ones?

Also, do you know if Mary Tan is free to go to breakfast sometime? Just kidding. (...unless she is interested??)