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Love's Not Dead But That Hitchhiker Is

Feeling a bit glum because you don't have a special someone to celebrate this precious holiday of love and romance? We suggest sending your ex an ecard via those jaded art students at MCAD.

21 Reader Comments

a.h.o.i. (not verified)10:40pm
Feb 13

Count me in as a convert to electric. I've never understood the fixation on a gas range.

My parents have it at home, and it takes - literally - ten times longer to boil water in the kettle. Tonight I made a rice dish on the stove, and the water was bubbling away within two minutes.

What's the big deal about cooking on a gas range? Methinks the gas fetishists are full of hot air.

rex  url10:47pm
Feb 13

Um, is that a entry in the non sequitur awards?

richg11:00pm
Feb 13

Maybe he cracked under the strain of being alone and unloved on Valentine's Day.

Luke (not verified)11:19pm
Feb 13

Hell, let's go with it.

I love a gas range, it allows you better control and visual feedback. But an electric burner would be great for boiling water and stuff like that.

myandrea11:38pm
Feb 13

So...um...that was weird.

I guess I should add that I don't like gas ranges for the simple fact that it makes my apartment smell funky. Kind of like a stale robot fart or something.

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leigha11:32pm
Feb 13

I think it's time for a love/heating-device haiku!

Jaded valentine,
your heat is unsteady. So...
I went electric.

Thankyou! Thankyouverymuch!

Kevin from Minneapolis (not verified)11:49pm
Feb 13

My new condo will have gas and I really depend on being able to boil water, is this going to be a problem?

Not2Sure (not verified)11:45pm
Feb 13

Yellow winter melts.
A fluttering stanza wilts.
Perfumed gases burn.

a.h.o.i. (not verified)12:11am
Feb 14

I'll acknowledge one thing, which is that firing up the burner - the click-click-click of the igniter, the spurt of the blue flame, the steady hissing sound - doesn't have an analogue on the electric side of things.

So Kevin, yeah - you'll wait longer for your water to boil. But there's a kind of anticipation as you sit there, with the faint sound of the burner and the glow of the flame across the room. You'll pick up and page through a magazine you might otherwise have ignored, your ears attuned to the first sounds of the steam escaping from the kettle. You'll savor the moment and probably learn to like that waiting time, as many do. It's a kind of zen-like experience.

Meanwhile, people like me will be drinking our tea, but we'll have missed out on the above. Which is fine.

rex  url12:41am
Feb 14

Am I being punked?

alexis01:10am
Feb 14

I just spit out my wine!

angela01:33am
Feb 14

I didn't see any that said "I Hate You, Scumbag." Did I miss it? I'm tired, so it's possible. I should get started on my feminist Valentine's Day cards now, I suppose...

taylor09:07am
Feb 14

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annet (not verified)09:35am
Feb 14

Speaking of VD, does anyone know if White Castle is doing the white table cloth dinners this year? If so, I'm tempted to go.

larry (not verified)09:43am
Feb 14

need a date?

spaceman11:14am
Feb 14

Kevin, put a lid on it.

richg12:09pm
Feb 14

White Castle is doing the tablecloth dinner again. But they were booked up weeks ago.

hipmn12:14pm
Feb 14

White Castle is for lovers.

xtine01:11pm
Feb 14

i prefer gas to electric.

ps. these cards are great!

jmullan01:29pm
Feb 14

I have terrible gas today.

Wait -- what are you guys talking about?

FuzzUnit (not verified)02:06pm
Feb 14

Nothing says "I heart you" more than stinky gas. What about electric cars?

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