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OMG! Fashionist Fracas @ 50th & France!
"Um," the helpmeet said, imperceptibly motioning to the back of the room, "she would like you to leave."
"Who would?" M.C. stammered, as if she'd just been dumped via Post It.
The clerk scurried to her manager. Mrs. Big floated towards M.C. as discreetly as possible. She bent low to whisper, "Ms. Glassman would like you to leave until she is done with her interview."
OMG! Like, who does S.G. think she is? Like, what trade secrets was she protecting anyway? Like, how to keep wearing last season's dress over and over? (Sorry! So mean!) Well, somebody needs to twitter this: S.G. isn't Anna Wintour! She's S.G.! And this is MN!
xoxo,
SM
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We'll just pretend this is Marsh's blog for today. And how can I resist some bitchy fashion gossip?
I read that 3 times, and it was less coherent each time. Marsh's editor deserves a raise.
I'm confused.
Guys are so stupid!
I'm scared, mb.
Hold me.
sparber- i know your tricks. hand check!!
I think you already know where my hands are.
Stop pinching me!
WTF did I just read? No, seriously, WTF?!
Do you guys need an answer key? Fine.
M.C.=Melissa Colgan
S.G.=Sarah Glassman
OMG=Oh My God
MN=Minnesota
xoxo=hugs and kisses
SM=Steve Marsh
WTFBBQ=What the fuck bar-b-que
Steve Marsh kissed us!
Whoops, no "h" on the end of Sara.
I didn't know Max had opposable privates...
does that mean I have cooties????
Marsh...are you a Kinks fan? Because you seem to be part Apeman and part Dedicated Follower of Fashion.
does that mean I have cooties????
No, but I bet we have herpes now.
Like Liam Gallagher.
Herpes?? Above or below the waist?
L.G. probably has herpes too.
I still need an answer key. Could you please provide the what part of this post is suppose to interest us?
I think I went to Hebrew School with Sarah Glassman. That girl had no sense of style. and she ate her boogers.
drop "the" in front of "what".
The Little House on the Prairie post is still open, Bix. G'head. Braid each other's hair over there.
I just don't know how you scooped CJ on this one.
Totally pwned CJ on this one.
Mostly Apeman.
Why are you so racist towards apes, Rdawg? Mixed parentage?
When I interned at MSP, I didn't observe anyone smoking crack. Have things changed? Would this post make more sense if I were drunk or high?
c'mon and love him.
be his apeman girl.
Sorry you didn't get the job, Bix. Your bad. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Who has more back hair - CJ or smarsh?
I heard Burt Cohen freebases after lunch.
Who has more back hair - CJ or smarsh?
I'll take Oliver's Mom FTW, Alex.
Yeah, well, I guess I'll always have regrets about my ability to write MNSpeak posts coherently. Le sigh. I'm going to go weep over my free snacks now.
Bixby... sorry I have to be the one to break it to you, but they save the crack and other such privleges for the Caucasian interns.
M.C.=Melissa Colgan
S.G.=Sarah Glassman
OMG=Oh My God
MN=Minnesota
xoxo=hugs and kisses
SM=Steve Marsh
WTFBBQ=What the fuck bar-b-que
WOB=Waste of Bandwidth
Le sigh again.
Bixby is black??
ZOMG! Good one!
@mb: It feels like forever since you last said that. Aren't you supposed to say that at least once per workday? Honestly, you're slippin' up around here.
Wait -- fuck the S.G./M.C./NIMBY crap. The real news is that Marsh is actually logged in.
M.C.=Melissa Colgan
S.G.=Sarah Glassman
OMG=Oh My God
MN=Minnesota
xoxo=hugs and kisses
SM=Steve Marsh
WTFBBQ=What the fuck bar-b-que
WOB=Waste of Bandwidth
Srsly, this is such a waste of time, I'm going to read all 34 comments, italicize one of them in order to reference it, and dismiss them all with one of my own comments.
Welcome to mnspeak Marsh.
Bix- I had a comment typed out about braiding hair and cornrows, but thought I was going too far. Damn it.
That's racist!
Not against apes though! You hypocrite, Rdawg!
I have more Glassman/Colgan gossip, but I'm going to wait until CJ calls me because I hate having to be logged in.
unless there is a midget and a Hermes scarf involved, IDGAF.
Srsly, this is such a waste of time, I'm going to read all 34 comments, italicize one of them in order to reference it, and dismiss them all with one of my own comments.
I was clearly dismissing your nonsensical article, not the comments posted about it.
OMG!
Not against apes though!
Even more racist!
And to sum up this post/thread, concisely:
Crack, in fact, does not smoke itself.
Why do you have to keep talking about crack, Bix? Self-hater?
And you do too, scrote. I'll tell you privately. Txt me!
Why do you have to keep not making sense?
Best post Evar! So Fierce!
Because you couldn't handle the direct heat of my full rationality. You would go poof! Or le sigh! Or whatever.
Yes. That is exactly it.
But in all Sirianousness, your post is a Hot Tranny Mess.
You mean it's very downtown. Thank you.
No go back to Real Clear Politics or wherever you came from, B. Shoo!
M.C.=Melissa Colgan
S.G.=Sarah Glassman
OMG=Oh My God
MN=Minnesota
xoxo=hugs and kisses
SM=Steve Marsh
WTFBBQ=What the fuck bar-b-que
WOB=Waste of Bandwidth
Srsly, this is such a waste of time, I'm going to read all 34 comments, italicize one of them in order to reference it, and dismiss them all with one of my own comments.
Whatevs.
M.C.=Melissa Colgan
S.G.=Sarah Glassman
OMG=Oh My God
MN=Minnesota
xoxo=hugs and kisses
SM=Steve Marsh
WTFBBQ=What the fuck bar-b-que
WOB=Waste of Bandwidth
Srsly, this is such a waste of time, I'm going to read all 34 comments, italicize one of them in order to reference it, and dismiss them all with one of my own comments.
Whatevs.
What's up, JD? This runway show feels ancient. I told scrote the real scoop off site. Lemme know if you wanna know.
Please sir, can I please stay? Maybe your writings are really the new Metaphysics of Morals and will one day be taught in universities around the world. I want to be among the first to say, "I'm not even sure the author knew what he was talking about." I would be so honored.
I'm in. Let me know. I'm lovin' the gossip about these two. I don't know MC, I've met S.G. And i heart S.M.
You fucking kunt.
Okay, you can stay. I know you have nowhere else to be.
OMG! TFH!
Or Tots Effin Hils.
As in totally hilarious.
Or whatever and ever amen.
SM: HEARTS!
still trying to decipher marsh's tone on this.
1) faux enthusiasm.
B) aw-shucks-I'm pretending not to care but I really do.
3) this is teh awesome. I am the gay white CJ.
Awww, Marshmallow, you didn't have to go the "C U next Tuesday (but with a k - for krafty)" route. We're just joshin'.
Yes, I have no where else to go. I can't stay long because I have to go hold up a "Please Help" sign on a freeway off ramp due to the limited opportunities provided by having MSP on my resume.
Snap!
Actually, I feel you. Max is my only safety net.
Scrote, you always know the answer is d).
As in, deese nuts!
Gotcha! Again!
After all that, I think "Marshmallow" is actually my favorite part so far (by a nose over "opposable privates").
Yay! Bixby FTW!
Gotcha! Again!
Hopped up on coke and skittles is so obviously a bad way to approach Mnspeak...
D'oh! Nudged out over Marshmallow! Damn you bixby!!!!
Yay! Bixby FTW!
No surprise there. You've been vicious ever since Jason Lewis touched you.
Marshmallow? FTW?
Seriously, that's been done. By Tara Lane in second grade. She called me "Martian" too. :-(. Get it? Yeah?
Awesome!
I hate you guys. Almost as much as I hate Tara Lane.
Yay! Bixby FTW!
I'm pretty sure claiming yourself 'FTW!' is the social equivalent of sitting in one's own poopy pants. Bix, go change that diaper.
Marsh, a few more posts like this and you'll be ready to go head to head with the Melly Machine.
Last word before I have to go to St. Paul (I know, STBM).
Thanks to our disgruntled former intern, Bixby, we got way off track here. This isn't about Bixby's race, or my lifestyle. The moral of the story is that Sara Glassman was mean to our own sweet, innocent little Melissa Colgan for no good reason at all. Mmkay?
Last last word: Melinda Jacobs 4 Life, homie.
OMG Grote--
I thought I was the only one who couldn't figure out how Sara Glassman from Talmud Torah could become the MSP fashionista! Now Beth Shapiro or Jodi Goldish, that would make sense...
@JACC: Since Erica said that it was her favorite, I wasn't claiming that for myself. So, I'm pretty sure doing that was fine. Nice analogy though...for me to poop on.
@Richg: Funny you should mention that. I just opened the package containing my certificate from Bill's no more than 5 minutes ago.
The train was derailed long before I got to it.
I hate Bixby. I wish I could remember his dumb I-went-to-Blake! face from his days as a shitty factchecker so I could pinpoint my hatred and choke him out with my mind.
Good luck finding him.
I love Bixby. He was really good in the original TV version of the Hulk.
Wait, Bixby's a DUDE????
Yes he was. I wonder what Mr. Bixby would think of the new Hulk movie with its terrible CGI and whatnot.
I don't want to know. I don't like him when he's angry.
Nice analogy though...for me to poop on.
Ha!
Hey, you did still self-FTW and you said 'Hot Tranny Mess' . I just pointed out the two may be connected, by poop, in your pants.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some FTW to FTW at the FTW spot.
You're almost as incoherant as Marsh.
Congrats!
@jane: I went to the tamale stand today. It was tasty (but a bit chilly) ! It's a shame they're not going to be there anymore. I wonder why that is.
Bows. Do you have any idea how hard that is? I don't.
Nor do I. Incoherant heroes are born not made.
I had three tamales today! Once the tamale stand is gone, I will never eat lunch again.
Maybe tomorrow someone could post a cover -to- cover explanation of what this entire thread has been about. This is one of the most esoteric, odd threads in a while. Perhaps ever.
No kidding!
Jane, did you not eat for a week so that you could maximize your appreciation for the tamales? Are you going on a until they return? I would totally do it but I have little willpower when it comes to food.
Maybe tomorrow someone could post a cover -to- cover explanation of what this entire thread has been about.
in a word, this thread is about "nothing".
I like how people keep wandering in like they've lost their medication and asking what's going on. It was good on its own merits, but this is what makes it great.
Andyst: You're just noticing this now?
It's the beauty and the hilarity that is MNspeak.
Now, I have this image of my head of everyone in robes and slippers shuffling into the room, looking around, noticing that the computer screen is on, wandering over to read what everyone has said, commenting and then shuffling off to somewhere unknown.
If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.
Marsh is the SATC-watching, US Weekly-reading, Hollister baby tee-wearing girlfriend I always wished I had.
Holy shit. I go away for 5 hours...
Well, that's why you should carry MNspeak with you at all times, mb.
I'll make sure to put it in my pocket next time. I'm pretty buzzed and more confused by this thread than anything else I've ever read here.
Bixby is a black man?
'Hot Mess'
T-shirt idea:
Wait, Bixby's a Bitch??
T-shirt idea:
I'm Bringing Bixby Black...ya-uh!
what the ...
in a word, this thread is about "nothing".
This is the Seinfeld of MNSpeak threads.
T-shirt idea:
Wait, Bixby's a Bitch??
No.
Also, you could have figured out what I looked like AND my gender by clicking over to my profile. Geez, if that was too much work, I can't imagine the level of research that goes into your articles.
T-shirt idea:
I'm Bringing Bixby Black...ya-uh!
Yes.
I'm still shocked and awed that it took very little for Marsh to be reduced to name calling. Plus, I hate that word - spelled with a K or otherwise.
Cooter is way better.
I don't mind the word, especially since it describes him so well.
What's with all the Bixby hating lately??
It's because she's black, isn't it?
No one is fooled by the K spelling of that word, much like no one is fooled by the K in Kum & Go.
Yeah, but I love the Kum & Gos. Not so much being called a K.
It was like watching someone being herded to the edge of the roof and thinking: "he'll stop, he's going off the edge, he's so close, he's... went off the edge and screamed all the way until he hit the pavement.
There's Andrew and Brandi. Which one are you? Your voice is so indistinctive it's hard to tell.
Oh, is that what it was like, Cats? Are you sure it wasn't some other bullshit cliche running on a loop through your lazy intellect?
At least Bixby tries.
Le sigh.
wow
I think marshiness preceeded this particular girlee clique's entree to mnspeak. you'll get it eventually...or you won't.
And, just for the record, Pump n' Munch pwns Kum & Go.
I want to know who Bixby is! I'm sick of going to this terrible blog. I'm going to wind up watching Obama's address to the Wesleyan if I'm not careful.
Waaah!
Perhaps, grote, but does the Pump n' Munch sell hats?
Jesus, Obama's address to Wes starts out like most of The Rock's.
"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."
Is he going to slam the mic down at the end and demand to know if the spoiled brats in attendance smell what Barack's got cookin'?
not sure why he bothers with that show. Ron Paul already has the pro wrestling vote locked up.
Wow! He doesn't end his speech at Wesleyan with the "smell" line, rather the much more controversial "poontang pie" line. Watch:
I'm not sure what Smarsh is on about, but he's coming across like a total Kouchebag.
Seriously, The Rock for VP! That would help with that Appalachia problem.
Electrifying. We want change and the people's elbow.
yes, until they find out Dwayne Johnson is Black and Tongan.
I think for that appalachian vote, you'd be better off with Kid Rock than The Rock.
Well, want to know which irrelevant MSP journalist Marsh is!
* I want.
The cute, funny one with curly hair.
Oh, and the easy smile. And the legs. Don't forget about the legs.
Irrelevant? More like irreverent.
And don't ever fucking call me a "journalist" again. I do not run a blowjob operation out of the back of a van.
based on all that, we'll never confuse you with zimmern.
And don't ever fucking call me a "journalist" again. I do not run a blowjob operation out of the back of a van.
That's not what Tuecer's mom said.
I'm not trying to get into the fray - just an observation, as it didn't take much for you to lash out. You just come across caustic and bitter.
Mickey FTW!
Caustic and bitter? I am not a woman, CatsLazy.
Dwayne is black and Samoan - word!
Caustic and bitter?
At first I thought you were trying to be funny in a way that was only funny to you. Now I realize that you're maz.
this primary election is bringing out the worst of marsh's mommy issues
Yes, I'm maz and grote and bud jr. and mel gibson and your daddy issues all rolled up into one big sexist nightmare, mb.
Max, how did you allow all these dumb college chicks to take over your website? I liked it better when the nerds were running rampant.
Who gets laid less, Colgan, Glassman or CJ?
You prefer nerds to dumb college chicks, Marsh?
You and I probably had very different college experiences. I had sex a lot.
Don't get me wrong, maxine, drunk college chicks are my bread and butter.
Anyway, I have either been out shooting or eating bacon with almost every young lady you are referring to here, and, I assure, they are neither dumb nor college.
Well, maybe a little college.
Did you eat the bacon, or did you only inhale the delicious porky aroma?
Keep your butter away from me. I'm about as far away from being a drunk college chick as you can get.
Are you in a tizzy because the humidity is making your hair frizzy?
I think I'm canceling our household's subscription to MSP.
I never inhaled.
You're cancelling your subscription? Oh noes!
How retro.
And did you just make fun of my hair? Racist.
Now that you're buttered up, I can tell the entire thread: mb is a big, humorless, didn't-go-to-college, racist Hillary-supporter.
Okay, to be fair, mb doesn't need to drink to be not-fun.
Well, maybe a little college.
It's me, isn't it? You're talking about me. /pouts.
Yeah, you shot pretty wide of the mark on that one, Marsh.
I doubt it, Max. You've been had. Next time you see her, I would pull mb's scooby doo villain latex mask off in front of everybody.
If it wasn't for that meddler, Marsh!
He's manic right?
You can go for her mask. I know what I'll be pulling off.
Well, Alie - I'm the dolt cuz' I'm so not getting the bitterness and the "Well, you're a bigger doodyhead" responses.
Did you just diagnose me? Gimme some of your anti-psys then.
If I'm wearing any Maxie... only if I'm wearing any.
I think Marsh is behind this site which pretty much explains everything.
Ah, there' some days I'm glad I'm not Steve Marsh.
Only some, mind you.
Cat, I'm not either. Very weird.
I thought you were getting the bitterness, Cat? And did you just call yourself a small doodyhead?
this thread has officially Jumped the Marsh.
You guys are only egging him on, ya know. He's such a little attention whore.
Guilty!
Don't be jealous!
Who needs mediocre white when you've got this?
Maybe I've jumped, scrote, but Mnspeak is back!
I'm about as far away from being a drunk college chick as you can get.
Wait a minute. You drink. You're not that old. And you're a chick. There are lots of people who are further away than you.
The cavalry has arrived!
I know, but it's like poking the animals at the zoo as you don't know what will set him off or where he'll go and the insults are so Jack Metz from middle school.
You just stole my Tara Lane line from like 59 comments ago with that weakass Jack Metz shit.
Pizzaface.
And, cat, I'm counting. We've had one on-the-ledge cliche, and now the in-the-zoo analogy. What else you got? Up the creek? Around the bend? Seriously, get that mnspeak karaoke out of here.
D). All of the Above.
You left that one out.
marsh...that's weaker than rip hamilton's elbow.
I know you're bummed about Rip, scrote.
My balls don't lie!
marsh...that's weaker than rip hamilton's elbow.
Speaking of which, your Pistons have had a good run grote. Sadly, they'll be dispatched tonight by my beloved Celtics. But second place isn't that bad.
Back off the Pistons Nate unless you want to sleep on the couch.
You think the Pistons go down in Auburn Hills tonight?
(Transparently trying to get rid of the silly college girls.)
And she's a fucking Pistons fan! Yuck.
mb, what did you think when Rodman said, "If Larry Bird was black, he would be thought of as just average?"
I'm sure that was formative. Right from that to fucking Howard Zinn.
Pistons fans are the worst.
Nate...the 2008 Boston Celtics are 0-2 in Game 6's on the road. They lost in Atlanta fer chrissakes. KG hasn't turned into MJ all the sudden. Make it 0-3 tonight.
Marsh is the Dean Garret of the local glossy mag scene.
Marsh, shouldn't you be off somewhere running your magazine into the ground?
@grote:
Something tells me that Marsh was employed by the Weiner Circle at some point in his life.
If Larry Bird were black he'd have a way better moustache. Anything beyond that is conjecture.
Summer hours. We get off at noon on Fridays. Remember, bix?
This American Life sucks.
Btw.
Now you're just trolling.
Did you have summer hours yesterday?
This American Life sucks.
Btw.
You swallow.
Btw.
Nate...you will get a call from me Sunday night right around 10pm as the Pistons calmly walk off the Fleet Center floor and start immediately preparing for the Lakers. The ball don't lie.
A) No shit, max.
B) What's wrong with swallowing?
I haven't gotten off at noon in years.
Srsly, I love how Max accused me of trolling in the 190th comment, after we talked about tamales, amphetamines (legal/illegal), Bixby's sex/gender, The Rock as Obama's running mate, The Pistons, and The Wienery. I take a shot at Ira fucking Glass and then I'm the bad guy. Unbelievable.
To complete this martyr act, I'm going to the modern day equivalent of male crucifixion at 3:10 at Block E. Who's with me?
There might be puerto ricans with me....
No? Doesn't sweeten the deal?
I'd join you, but I have a trip to San Fran to get ready for.
Oh, come on. Micropack.
Max...a fella could do worse than a post-dinner Irish Coffee @ Tosca Cafe followed by a visit to CityLights bookstore.
There might be puerto ricans with me....
No? Doesn't sweeten the deal?
I'm only coming if you walk the crucifix all the way from Eden Prairie.
I always micropack. The preparations involve disco napping, getting cocktails with some ladies, and maybe later getting it on in a freaky three way.
Srsly, I love how Max accused me of trolling in the 190th comment, after we talked about tamales, amphetamines (legal/illegal), Bixby's sex/gender, The Rock as Obama's running mate, The Pistons, and The Wienery. I take a shot at Ira fucking Glass and then I'm the bad guy. Unbelievable.
Marsh, you are giving out some serious fuck today. What gives?
The preparations involve disco napping, getting cocktails with some ladies, and maybe later getting it on in a freaky three way.
I'm starting to sense a recurring preoccupation.
I once spoke with Ira Glass on the phone. He sounded exactly the same in person as he does on the show, pauses and hiccups and all.
There's only two artists on MySpace going by the name "Disco Nap," a dance-rapper and a bunch of trancey snoozeballs from Chicago. I would have honestly expected closer to five or so.
Any going by the name "freaky three way"?
Max, you aren't supposed to be telling people about our crazy three-ways. Now everyone will want in. GOSH.
Now everyone will want in. GOSH.
Nah. I only do freaky three-ways. The crazy ones just lack a certain excitement.
Sadly, no group going by the name "Freaky Three Way." I'm continually disappointed by the youth of America.
There are, however, a wealth of Freaky Girl/Gurls (primarily lady rappers), and many "Three Way" names, including but not limited to Three Way Plane, Three Way Gear, Three Way Mirror (rhymes), Three Way Tie, Three Ways Home, Three Wayy (rapper). There is also a group calling themselves, "Three Ways to Live Life," who self-identify as a Rock / R&B / Death Metal act, so they more or less have answered their own question.
Rich, you underestimate our definition of crazy.
God, this is so much better than an open thread. Steve Marsh Thursday Comment Fuckfest all the way doods.
I just wish SMarsh were still here to throw out some more fuck.
I can use all the fuck I can get...
I just wish SMarsh were still here to throw out some more fuck.
I think I got some on my shoe. I'm going to have to burn it when I get home. Don't want it spreading around.
Sadly, no group going by the name "Freaky Three Way." I'm continually disappointed by the youth of America.
As it happens, Andy, turns out there's a "Disappointed Youth" on MySpace, and a "Youth of America" video on YouTube, but no "Disappointed in the Youth of America" on either.
Rich, you underestimate our definition of crazy.
I don't know about that. I'm well acquainted with the Bunny/Coco/Boom-Boom brand of crazy.
Is rich actually making the case that "freaky" is more crazy than "crazy"?
This is why he is not invited to our crazy three-ways.
Good God... I spend a day at a couple of meetings and shoot a story, and this thread went straight up insane. Good stuff. Marsh, I love you, but picking on mb? Weak.
Is rich actually making the case that "freaky" is more crazy than "crazy"?
Depends on your definition of crazy, Max. In my world, a crazy three way is one where one participant is banging his imaginary friend whilst the other two are too busy throwing the invisible snakes off the bed to engage in any actual freak-nastiness.
Don't worry Jason. I have my big girl panties on today. I can take it.
The only one that bothered me was the daddy issues comment. And that's because my daddy died when he typed that.
Well that's understandable. It's been said that the keyboard is mightier than the sword.
That actually is pretty crazy, Rich.
Definitely true in Marsh's case if you know what I mean. You know what I mean right? His keyboard is mightier... oh never mind.
I fully expect a super awesome comeback from him tonight about how I waited until he was gone to talk about him.
doesn't matter what he says about you. he's watching the Sex and the City movie right now. he wants to be you.
That actually is pretty crazy, Rich
Hence my preference for the freaky three ways.
Siding with rich on this one. I don't like snakes.
Mental note: mb prefers freaky three ways to crazy three ways.
Yup. Just ask Coco and the bartender from The Ivy.
Which bartender from the Ivy? The one you almost got fired?
Which one was the one that almost got fired? The one that let mb climb his ladder? Or Joseph?
Just got back. I'm too bummed about Charlotte's murder to fight with The Princess of Mnspeak right now.
All I have to say is...et tu, Derusha?
I would have thought that estrogen replacement therapy and popcorn would have helped you ease back into this thread.
I just gotta know, why isn't everybody pissed at mb for picking on me? What did I do? I looked so good in that Vivienne Westwood bridal gown!
Oh wait. It's going to take a little longer than I thought to make it all the way back from that overdose of victimhood.
But we're all still disappointed in Sara Glassmonkey, right?
Really though, the SATC ladies make Tony Soprano look like a great guy. Four sexist, racist, classist white women in the world's wealthiest city getting a pass because of their shoes and their vaginas.
One tear.
mb...(whistles)...come out, come out wherever you are.
I re-read all her posts. I get it now. I'm sorry, mb.
(Whispers.) I didn't know she was etarded-ray.
I'm so alone.
And now I have to go to The Gin Game with Dan the intern.
Marsh, why you gotta be like that? Jerk.
Didn't SATC teach you anything? Your tits alone won't cut it. Now put on some make up, pumps, and let's get drunk.
Where? The Gin Game will be over by 10.
I'm in Saint Paul and I'm not so sure I'm waiting for Ladies Night Out to get things rolling.
I'm already in my boy band costume and wondering if I'm the sensitive one.
I refuse to see SATC. I read Slut Machine's live blog of it today on Jezebel. I hear the Trey McDougal massacre is difficult to watch.
Also, I totes didn't see that Mr. Big-is-gay thing coming..
I refuse to see SATC. I read Slut Machine's live blog of it today on Jezebel. I hear the Trey McDougal massacre is difficult to watch.
Also, I totes didn't see that Mr. Big-is-gay thing coming..
Also, I totes didn't see that Mr. Big-is-gay thing coming..
Bix.
A) Where is your gaydar?
B) Thank you very much. Now I must text my special lady friend and her group just before they enter the theater.
C) Did you just break some girl club rule?
JACC, where is your sarcasmdar.
I'd never tell what really happens in the movie. That'd be a total dick move. I'm no Marsh!
I just gotta know, why isn't everybody pissed at mb for picking on me?
Because... she's funny, clever, and we... like her?
And she's smokin' hot.
That'd be a total dick move. I'm no Marsh!
Marsh is dolling himself up. I'm going to objectify him.
JACC, where is your sarcasmdar.
Sometimes misinformation is more valuable than real information.
I don't care about Bixby anymore. Where is mb?
Just got done talking to Janitor Al about the shadow government and the Federal Reserve. Didn't have the heart to tell him that They killed Charlotte and all hope is lost.
mb is hot? How would you guys know? Those bacon events? Is she one of those high 6s that hangs around a bunch of computer dorks so she can pretend she's a 9?
That's cool, I guess.
Funny and clever?
Well, shit.
OMG! <3 the gossip. Apparently someone thinks she is a pretty big deal. (Helloooo! You're a fashion writer in Minneapolis!) Bring it on, SM!
What the hell? This is not Twitter, Marsh.
Wow.
Well if there's a line between mildly humorous sarcasm and being a dillweed, consider it crossed.
You've purported yourself well today.
I don't have any snappy comebacks. I was honestly just joking around today, but you've shown a maturity level I don't care to deal with. I'm very surprised that someone with such a public profile would go so far on a website like this attacking the way you did and I'm not just talking about the comments towards me. You're a troll.
I take back my earlier comment about Marsh.
He's actually the gay uncle I always wished I had.
I just bought a new bra and underpants. Nobody can ruin the high I'm on right now.
I take back my earlier comments about Marsh too. I wouldn't objectify him with a ten foot pole.
I just bought a new bra and underpants
MB FTW!
I'd just like to note that mb referenced her undergarments at least twice in this thread.
Underpants - nobody is surprised by that. How did you get out from under the bed anyways?
Underpants - nobody is surprised by that. How did you get out from under the bed anyways?
I'm way too high to be a troll. I meant tall. Way too tall.
Love the outrage though. I'm glad you came back, mb.
Celtics/Lakers!!!
Thursday night, grote?
I just bought a new bra and underpants. Nobody can ruin the high I'm on right now.
ur such a tease
Max must owe Marsh money. No other plausible explanation for why moderator-Max always gives Marsh a free pass here.
Bartels: Do you still own this site? Are you pleased? Proud?
don't let marsh troll under your skin. he's just an entertainer looking for a flamewar, the misogyinstic angle is just for kicks. trust me, he doesn't really hate your mom.
I'm done watching NBA for this year, but Lakers in 6. JVG and Mark Jackson saying they would hesitate in picking MJ over Kobe if they had a series to win was the linchpin for me.
The whole Diablo Cody blow up makes sense to me now. I owe her an apology. I thought she was unreasonably reactive to smarsh's question about Jonny; now I understand the context of smarsh being a smarmy douche (which is, I think, where he gets his user name) -- DC knew that context and was completely justified in her reaction.
And, grote, I've never cottoned to the idea that being a prick on purpose - to get a rise out of people - makes a prick less of a prick.
We all probably owe Diablo Cody an apology. (Starts sobbing uncontrollably.)
And, grote, I've always cottoned to the idea--since MacKinnon came up with it--that all angles are misogynistic angles.
Lest all you ladies forget, I'm not the one throwing around the name of a feminine hygiene product as an epithet. Kurtis, you murderer!
Shows how much you know about vaginas, Marsh. Douching is not recommended by doctors.
Finally, some public service in this thread.
Leave it to sandburg to look to the government for answers.
Well, it appears the government isn't saying anything that my gyno doesn't already say.
Don't worry, Maz, go ahead and douche your vagina all you want, doctors be damned!
Now there's an FTW.
/bows
i'd like the brain cells back that died after reading that. ugh.
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