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Jason: One can be appropriately slutty?
I like that.

Re: Carwash

There's a self carwash near my house, off of White Bear Ave and Larpenteur, where you can still buy a car wash for a dollar. Two dollars and you'll get enough time to wax.

Re: DeRusha
It takes a brave man with taste to buy clothing for his wife. I salute thee.

I payed $9 for a car wash last weekend...but I'm lazy, so I'll cough up the extra dough to just sit in my car and be pulled through the brushes.

I wouldn't pay $400 to put a dress on a woman, but I might pay that much to get it off of her.

And apparently the assignment was also to use the word "slutty" four times in one sentence.

$400 seems inexpensive for appropriately slutty. You could probably do inappropriately slutty for a lot less. But, maybe that's the point.
Is it always cheaper to be inappropriate? Or only when slutty is attached.
Sorry, I just like saying slutty. It's my eight year-old word of the day.

Love in our house equates to $10 DVDs previously viewed from Blockbuster and the occasional surprise frozen Totinos Party Pizza. Of which I received two of this week, so I know my husband loves me a lot.

Very cute dress, but not $400 cute.

Well, when you say it like that, Alie. I immediately got the giggles so now I will be saying:

slutty slutty slutty
WEINER WEINER WEINER!

Maybe I'll go grocery shopping and randomly shout this out.

And make sure you're carrying a package of hot dogs in both hands.

You have to do it in a sing song voice and drag out the syllables when you go to the grocery store for the maximum effect! Hehe!

That's exactly how I was saying/singing it in my head and prancing around like a kid does.

And make sure you're carrying a package of hot dogs in both hands.

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. I will be at the Edina Cub Foods @ 2:30pm if anyone would like to join me in the "slutty weiner shopping extravanganza."
I won't be wearing the appropriately slutty dress, though. More like hoodie and jeans.

i've been finding ways to say "moist" and "discharge" as much as possible today

By the way the sock monkey is relevent to the thread becaue it was my answer to not going as a slutty _____ for Halloween.

It took me 3 weeks and 74 trips to JoAnn Fabrics to complete.

relevent = relevant

I blame the pain killers for my spelling errors today.

What's the old saying about the perfect wife? A gourmet in the kitchen, an intellectual in the parlor, and a whore in bed.

I think.

Looks like Jason did too, although he didn't say anything about her cooking.

I don't think any woman likes to be called "whore" or "slut", reguardless of whether they happen to be a fiance or wife. One day we'll move away from these old, tired, classifications for women.

Yeah, but wives and fiancees were particularly germain to the thread.

Sheesh.

"faking enthusiasm while privately wishing it would all be over as quickly as possible so you can pick up the money off the dresser and leave."

this differs from a wife how?

Don't we get to see Alyssa in the dress?

I ain't paying $9 for no gas station car wash. Hell to the no, Bobby B! Maybe $9 for the ride-through kind if they towel me off at the end. For that much, I'd rather just pay the extra $3 to go to the Mermaid where they clean out the inside for me, too.