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I can tell you my response to somebody putting a knife down my pants as a "joke"...

Hope the bartender gets fired as well for refusing to do anything:

"I can't or they will make things worse for me."

The only thing funnier would be if someone used a gun to take of their underwear.

Yeah, it's bad enough they stuck a knife down her bottom half, but it's also bad that she was talking to these guys and she thought they were her friends.

With friends like that who needs friends?

Just north of St. Cloud.

Annnnndddd...

Cue the banjos.

One can certainly hope so...

Why does that not surprise me?
I hate to bash on a city but does anything good come from that place?

(besides the people that leave)

Odds they'll be hearing the famous "real purty mouth" line once they reach prison?

If there's justice, they might earn the title "Most Likely to Get Traded for Cigarettes."

Or do prisoners have to smoke outside the prison, now?

Yeah. Assholes can only be found just north of St. Cloud.
I was told we all have them.

Seriously though, not a lot of good news out of S.C. in my memory.

Or do prisoners have to smoke outside the prison, now?
I think they sell the prisoners cigs and then charge them with felonies when they smoke. In some places the violent criminals are getting out sooner than the smokers.

What was it like?

It was weird. I was walking with a client to his car so he could take me back to the airport (I'm in Phoenix), and there it was: the Hummer. I was all like "Whoa whoa wow...I'm 'the guy in the Hummer' all of sudden." I felt rather American, in the wrong sort of way.

The feeling probably went away after you squashed the second Prius.

I think making money off Hummer owners is more noble than making money off Prius owners
The Ron Paul philosophy?

I think the H3 is kind of cool looking, but even an SUV person like myself wouldn't want a Hummer. They seem to symbolize the excess culture like paying 26 grand for a sundae or eating pills of gold flakes.

Though I wouldn't mind taking an H3 for a test ride.

God, this is just pissing me off more and more. I hope some prison comedian tries to take their penises (peni?) off with a knife.

I did mention that the bartender refused her pleas for help.

They asked her to "take one for the team." Which team would that be? Team of knuckleheads? Team Where The Women LIKE Sexual Assault? You mean that team?

This will ultimately come down to:

1) "What did you expect? She was showing her thong underwear!"

2) "You liberal city people get so bent out of shape. Relax! We were just having a good time."

3) "Go Vikings! The Pack suck!"

from the mug shot on WCCO, i'm pretty sure i've seen Michael S. Puhalla's photo trolling for NSA sex on craig's list.

don't ask me why i was looking at craig's list. i just was. it's fun!

This is beyond believable. The bartender should lose his job, and if any of the "witnesses" are identified in the police report, I wouldn't let them in to the bar ever again.

When I first heard about this, I assumed that it was a couple of 21-22 year old subhumans that were involved. A 39 year old and a 41 year old!?!?!?

Give these idiots as much prison time as possible, then add 5 years.

Thanks for making me ashamed to be a human, you jerks.

True: This is only the tale of a handful of misogynist backwoods assholes.

It doesn't have to make someone ashamed to be human or a man or someone from outstate, for cryin' out loud.

You have any links for that, or do you think it is good policy to go around casting anonymous and unsourced aspersions against people who say they have been sexually assaulted?

Rumor has it ... that elephants can freakin' fly, but until I see some hard proof, I consider Michelle's post to be highly questionable.

Let's see what accused men themselves say about it: Puhalla told police he and Baumgardner were joking around when the topic of underwear came up. Referring to the incident, he said it was time for the woman "to take one for the team."

Nope, must have been the fault of a money hungry lonely woman.