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Minneapolis Eros

Aaron just pointed me to a new blog called Minneapolis Eros, a series of lightly eroticized tales of Twin Cities scenesters. I presume the stories are fiction, or, at least, ficitonalized, unless First Avenue actually does have a cache of guns in a black room above a catwalk.

25 Reader Comments

wayno (not verified)05:28pm
Sep 28

this shit is terrible

Max Sparber  url05:30pm
Sep 28

Wow, that was fast, Wayne.

ranty05:29pm
Sep 28

Been readin' it since last night. Does that make me old skool?

s4xton  url05:32pm
Sep 28

I found out about it last night when the person behind it friended me on Twitter.

wayno (not verified)05:33pm
Sep 28

I know pretty quickly when I don't like something ):

but yeah, the hipsters around here are extra pretentious and even more worthless than the coastal varieties, which I'm no fan of either.

plus the style annoys the shit out of me.

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wayno (not verified)05:35pm
Sep 28

although it's pretty funny that I turned up on a local hipster party people photo website from a night out at first ave. I'm not mentioning where you can find this for a reason.

ranty05:41pm
Sep 28

I think it's raindog66.

And I like it.

wayno (not verified)05:48pm
Sep 28

I hope that's not true, because I kind of like raindog in a weird twisted crazy woman kind of way. if it's her I'll be disappointed.

teucer05:50pm
Sep 28

I also like Raindog. But I don't think this is her - by now she would have given into the urge to write a story about a Republican who makes out with a dog or something.

rex  url05:52pm
Sep 28

I've been chatting with people about this all morning. I'm really into it, but I'm a sucker for these kinds of anonymous things. Plus, it's got the potential to be a Mpls hipster version of "Gossip Girl." What's fascinating about it is how close it rubs up against actual events.... Ya know what the writing looks like to me? Like if I was trying to do an impression of Alexis.

Max Sparber  url05:58pm
Sep 28

Well, it's good, but it's not magnets.

rex  url06:19pm
Sep 28

Dammit, I forgot I was gonna start saying that all the time....

That's magnets!

yepnope (not verified)06:16pm
Sep 28

It reads like a Mad-Lib.

"We were all at (hipster bar). I saw (B-list local celebrity) over the top of my (ironic bad beer). Blah blah blah, we sat smoking in bed, while (s)he absentmindedly hummed (Replacements song). (S)He had a tattoo of (local landmark) on his/her back. Blah blah blah. I stumbled home, cutting through (Mpls park). I stopped to watch (local kooky homeless person) greet the dawn."

I'm with Wayne on this one.

Max Sparber  url06:28pm
Sep 28

But you just described the best Mad-Lib ever!

yepnope (not verified)06:30pm
Sep 28

Meh, The Hold Steady beat 'em to it.

rex  url07:58pm
Sep 28

MNspeak is the best Mad-Lib ever. "[Name] will hate this. [Name] will love this." Actually, it's not even a Mad-Lib since we all always know who will fit in the blanks.

Bx (not verified)08:59pm
Sep 28

Pretty dreadful writing, but I know some of these stories will be pretty scary for some. They are for me. Yikes.

thankgodi'macountryboy(kevin) (not verified)11:59pm
Sep 28

Me likes.

grote (not verified)12:05am
Sep 29

that is some sexy fucking magnets. quites entertaining. betting $1000 it is not a regular MNSpeak Poster. but whomever it is could bitchslap me for no particular reason.

just sayin' (not verified)01:44am
Sep 29

It's pretty clearly a guy doing the writing and making it up as he goes along.

friend03:38am
Sep 29

It's true... 1st Ave is a facade for a Department of Homeland Security martial law command post. I've seen the guns, and danced to that On the Catwalk - I'm a model, you know what I mean on the catwalk, on that catwalk....

Anonymous (not verified)01:59pm
Sep 29

Look what you did now--the author has gone private! Dangit. I thought it was a great read, especially since I know some of the people.

ranty02:05pm
Sep 29

Well crap, that was interesting while it lasted.

mnspeak is cursed! (not verified)12:21am
Sep 30

Way to ruin everything again, msparber. Why does this invite-only/shut-down thing have to happen to every good blog that gets mentioned on mnspeak?!

Max Sparber  url01:36am
Sep 30

I don't know what's going on. Apparently, before it went down, there was a note that said the following:

Maintenance already, eh00:25by K.Mpls Eros (and MNSpeak - welcome!) readers - everything will be temporarily down while I do some re-tweaking. Amazingly, Blogger doesn't work like Wordpress! So oops. Back up tomorrow. Stay tuned for new content.

But then it disappeared.

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