Forty-three-year-old Victor Daniel Berrios, of New Prague, Minn., walked into an Eagan grocery store on Sunday, filled a bag with produce and lobster tail, and walked right out the door without paying. It’s like a dream come true — only without the store personnel noticing him and chasing him out of the store.
Berrios turned on them, pulled out a three-inch Smith and Wesson lock blade knife and said, “You want to do this?”
So they backed off a bit, continued to follow him from further away, and finally nabbed him at an elementary school hockey rink. As police arrested him, Berrios had but one things to say: “Wow, all this for a couple of lobster tails? C’mon, woman!”
He was charged with felony counts of second-degree assault and robbery.



Latest comment — jane: A liter? She wanted to get caught. Ditto the lobster guy.