Tartan Student Plans “Porn Prom”

It looks like you can only take a porn star to prom in the movies. Tartan High School student Mike Stone learned this the hard way. (No pun intended). He invited hundreds of adult actresses to be his prom date via Twitter, and Megan Piper and Emy Reyes said yes—if he’d pay their airfare, reports the Pioneer Press. But the school heard about it and put a stop to this high school boy’s dream.

Don’t feel too bad for Stone. He’s planning his own alternative “porn prom.” We have a feeling this is going to be a big hit with the guys at Tartan. Sorry, girls.