Secrets of the City

I meant “attendant behavior” and I also meant “pass the paint thinner”…but you get the idea. God Help Us.

as long as they don’t pass the Brandi…

must remember to stay off the highway

I’m glad I don’t work weekends anymore. All the Sconnie cars on the Nicollet Mall used to drive me nuts. It’s the same when the Hawkeyes come to town.

Ohhh this is brandy weather. I got a bottle of El Presidente, and a couple maraschino cherries at home just calling my name.

Who knew the Mexicans could make such a fine brandy?— My grandfather…that’s who.

Hide your deer carci!

A long time ago, when GHW Bush was President, there was a Badger/Packer weekend. I was toiling at a Seven Corners watering hole, and the first guy in the door on Saturday (the Gopher game was at 7PM) asked me for a pitcher of Brandy Cokes.

After I collected my jaw off the floor, I said that we didn’t even sell pitchers of beer, so his request was out. He grumbled, then asked me for two drinks.

After the vikings get schooled by the pack, we are going to walk around minneapolis and spread manure with our boots.

When I clicked on this thread, I just knew that someone was going to make a “Brandi” joke. I knew it! Oh, JustPlainBob, next time I get my hair did we should meet in your native land of CRapids. I am getting my hair did again on the Saturday after next.

@Kwatt

I’ve got some information on YR that you might be interested in hearing…

We should indeed. I get my hair done in Coon Rapids now, too. I’m going tommorow for a trim.

I go miles out of my way to find a barber who understands “white hair,” and is skilled cuttin’ cracker heads. I also catch up on the latest news, gossip and fashion advice, like when it’s time to hang up the “wife beaters” and break out the red flannel.

Bob, you get your hair did?

speaking of sconnies: http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/wisconsin_gets_jiggy_with_acronyms.php