CBS Local: Imagine idling on the tarmac, waiting for take-off, when an earthquake strikes.

Brainerd Dispatch: Another Minnesotan, Jeff Zernov, had the I’m-stuck-in-an-aluminum-tube-filled-with-fuel shakes.

Duluth News-Tribune: Middle-school student creates edible anti-freeze from tiger lily bulbs. Pets rejoice.

Strib: Doggy daycare leashes fired worker. (Non-competes in the veterinary industry? Guess so.)