(To the tune of “John Henry, Steel Driving Man“)

Buck Henry said to his ladies
Says “a deer ain’t nothin’ but a deer”
Before I let this statue beat me down
Lawd, I’ll die with concrete chips on my ears
Lawd, Lawd, I’ll die with concrete chips on my ears

Call it funny, call it noble, call it sad, call it Wisconsin.

(h/t to Kupchella’s bring.mn)