Someone should write a little program that determines which cities have the highest per capita reality tv star ratios. Doesn’t it seems like we would score high on this? Anyway, a couple of upcoming casting calls for you wannabe non-celebs: ABC’s The Bachelor is looking for you! Casting calls are tomorrow (Martini Blu) and Saturday (MOA). For those who have traded in their crazy single life for a crazy married life, there’s always the casting call for ABC’s Wife Swap. Selected families get a cool 20G, which should almost cover the therapy bills.