Our Very Own Siegfried & Roy

This is a critical moment for this fledgling site — we must decide whether to write something snarky about a local tiger attack. We could instantly scare off the Minnesota-nice audience, even though the jokes are easy — this chick makes 50 Cent look like a pussy — wait, we didn’t say that! So instead of taking the bait, as it were, we’ll let you make your own joke (or condemn us for soliciting such a thing) in the comments.