Time to dig out your hatah goggles — City Pages has released Best of the Twin Cities. Given our elite status as Minnesota bloggers, we should be busy writing long tirades about how we’re shocked — simply shocked — about the Best Columnist pick. But honestly, we’re spending every second writing the perfect 50 words on that whacky Twins stadium proposal, so we have no time to even mention that there’s not even a friggin Best Blog category [update: stupid bloggers, always lying]. Wait, wrong thread… I want my retractable roof, dammit!