You can read the story here, but the real head-scratcher line is the following one: So in a very unThankgivingy move, I called Shelby Wednesday to tell him that I was revoking his “Honorary Black Guy” card. Long, long time ago I elevated Shelby to honorary black guy because of how well he plays basketball and because Don thinks he prepares gumbo like an old Southern black woman. (via)
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13 Reader Comments
8:03 am
CJ has a Yellow Journalist card with a lifetime membership. It’s right next to her Telly Savalas Players Club card.
8:35 am
Who knew it would be so simple to obtain honorary black man status? I guess this means I’ll have to start bestowing honorary Jew status on every cheap bastard, banker and bagel eater I come across now.
8:45 am
Ahh Rich its called “The Jew Crew” it is an honorary title that I’ve been doling out for years to all around good peeps…bagel eating is not mandatory but encouraged…preferably with the requisite lox.
9:17 am
Bixby revoked my card this summer when I answered the phone “what’s up playa?”
11:19 am
Be thankful that’s all she did. If I were Bix and that happened I would’ve sent my crew over there to bust a cap in yo’ ass. Fo’ shizzle.
7:19 pm
I guess this means I’ll have to start bestowing honorary Jew status on every cheap bastard, banker and bagel eater I come across now.
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8:22 pm
I eat bagels and am extremely cheap…can I be Jewish too?
8:53 pm
Sorry, Jewish doesn’t look kindly on kissing cousins either. That’s why there are no Jews in South Dakota.
9:04 pm
kwatt, there are so Jews in South Dakota.
9:59 pm
B*llsh*t. The inbreeding has diluted your intelligences. You speak foolishness.
10:11 pm
There’s a synagogue and everything.
10:14 pm
“Extremely cheap”? Bigoted B*tch.
11:04 pm
Hey, if you’re gonna call me names, at least uncensor yourself. No need to pussyfoot around.
Besides, richg brought it up.