Comments on: Poems About Notable Minnesotans

By: Bixby

Bixby — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:49:03 +0000

Well, Kwatt, I’ll need some background info from you. Have you ever resided in or near the Nantucket, MA area?

Also, Mary Jane’s cat, WTF?! I just can’t get over how batshit inane she is. I just hope her cat and Kevin’s chipmunk never cross path.

And, is it just me, or is Lily always accidentally getting knocked up. Or an STD. I mean, fine, I’ll grant that people make mistakes up to 3 times but anything beyond that is just ridiculous. Maybe it is best Daniel focused more on his porn than her…

By: kwatt

kwatt — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:29:25 +0000

This isn’t official until there’s a poem about me.

So go on, poeticize.

By: 2oldfarts

2oldfarts — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:52:28 +0000

Here ya go:
There once was a Prince named Pawlenty.
Whose duties were varied and plenty
Our needs got the axe, as he screamed “No New Tax”
But his “Fee’s” took that promise to empty.

He continued his reign with a vengeance
Still yelling “No Tax” to his peasants
The budget was sent, T-Paw said “Unallotment”
Now the Prince is the King of Variance.

So the Prince became King in a flash
As his style became slash and now dash
He’s quitting the scene for the presidential brass ring
And the peasants screamed “Out with the trash”.

ok…maybe a little harsh?

By: kurtis

kurtis — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:12:00 +0000

Bobby Z/Wrote poetry/And played guitar/He went real far

By: justpbob

justpbob — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:01:56 +0000

While at the U / no beer for you / TCF stadium is dry / so don’t even try.