Minnesota Barbies

submitted by Max Sparber

Jan 13 2009 — 10:52am

LittleMoePeep offers up a selection of Barbie dolls based on popular cliches about parts of the Twin Cities and its suburbs. Sample: Minnetonka Barbie. This princess Barbie is sold only at the Galleria. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version. (Via)

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6 Reader Comments

andyst Jan 13 2009
12:28 pm

Nonsense! Lesbian hippies haven’t lived in Uptown for years. That’s Seward Barbie, or Powderhorn Barbie. And why is Dinkytown Barbie a tranny?

Kate Iverson Jan 13 2009
12:35 pm

Speaking of Barbie…Apparently the guy who designed her is some sort of perv…of course.

DouglasG Jan 13 2009
12:42 pm

I could use some of these for The Ongoing Adventures of Commander Joe!

Anonymous Jan 13 2009
2:28 pm

I think MNSpeak’s covered this before? The email’s been floating around for a while.

justpbob Jan 13 2009
2:31 pm

I would hate to see the Wisconsin Barbies.

They would have to have snowmobile and deer accessories.

What is wrong with those people?!?

Benjamin Linnus Jan 14 2009
9:09 am

What?! No Targetron Barbie?!!!!!!