Charges have been filed against two Minneapolis men for allegedly stealing a mechanical gorilla head from a Wisconsin store and using it as a decorative centerpiece for their kitchen table. Somehow this story managed to make both Minnesota AND Wisconsin seem like a bunch of weirdos.
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11:15 pm
They only did it because they were under the influence of Wisconsin.