Hey, this might be piling on a bit, but today’s Hecker story is full of fun info: Denny planned a facelift while all this was going on; his wife can’t afford to maintain both the pools at the house; he takes private jet trips to confer with his lawyers… This is way more fun than Petters.
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- Hecker and his wife had the same plastic surgeon
3 Reader Comments
9:11 am
A Modest Proposal, Revisited: Eat the Rich! Why not? This is finally our oportunity to serve man…with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
10:09 am
Is there some kind of mental disease that infects the nouveau riche? The rich complain about entitlements to the poor but, sheesh, some of them sure act entitled. Warren Buffet would like a word with you, Denny. Here’s a hint of what he’ll say: The rich stay rich by not spending so much on depreciating assets (your car, your travel, etc.) Hecker might still be solvent if he weren’t such a consumer of overpriced trinkets.
10:22 am
It’s called affluenza, noodleman, and sadly, there is no effective vaccine available.