Good News Roundup

6 Reader Comments

Grinchy Grincherson here, there doesn’t seem to be anything wonderful about cutting down or manufacturing a disposable, decorative, energy-sucking tree.

A Festivus pole provides minimal clutter, lasts forever, and is 100% recyclable.

What — you got icewater in your veins?

I wish I was lit.

I bought a narrower artificial tree for my house a few years ago. It works out perfect. Flame retardant and doesn’t take up the entire living room. This year for the tree trimming party I had people bring non-traditional yet X-mas inspired trinkets for ornaments. Received a nice Hamm’s Bottle opener, a Home Alone VHS box, a small gum hotdog and hamburger and other fun items.

We buy ours at the same lot from the same guys every year. They set up shop in a lot near the Wilde Roast and spend their days in something that looks like a fish house. I’m looking forward to getting a tree and setting it up this weekend.

I like that little lot near Wilde Roast. It makes that 2 line terminal extra-festive.