Comments on: Friday Open Thread 01.09.09

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:06:49 +0000

Video evidence of the most meaningful human endeavor yet.

By: CINF

CINF — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:49:05 +0000

My job did in fact take Alie’s virginity. Didn’t even call her the next day.

My job also keyed Douglas’ car, blew smoke in bob’s face at Jackpot Junction on Thursday, peed in Bixby’s coffee, rigged the Florida recount in 2000. It did not, however, have anything to do with the Lindbergh baby. It is, though, involved in several paternity suits that it would rather not discuss.

Happy Saturday everyone. I’m fighting through a hangover and watching Fight Club. Good way to spend a Saturday

By: Bixby

Bixby — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:37:33 +0000

Is CINF’s job the new Teucer’s mom? Or is Teucer’s mom CINF’s job?

By: kwatt

kwatt — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:32:45 +0000

43 comments in an open thread? Ouch. What gives?

By: champs

champs — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:27:15 +0000

It’s been a while since I watched, but TPT Almanac’s set is truly awful.

And of course the Rat loves negative energy.

By: jane

jane — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:28:37 +0000

Almost tipped the canoe...

Is that a euphemism? Or did you actually go canoeing with CINF's job? How could you stand that bad breath, and how it always has a big gross zit you want to go away.

By: noodleman

noodleman — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:22:25 +0000

Maybe CINF’s job will get downsized? You know, go on a diet or something? Because, I swear, CINF’s job almost tipped the canoe over last summer.

By: DouglasG

DouglasG — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:35:15 +0000

Now that you mention it, that is who is probably calling me up and breathing heavy into my phone…

By: jane

jane — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:21:30 +0000

Ha! You are probably right. That explains the labored breathing.

By: aliecat

aliecat — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:14:09 +0000

CINF’s job is all talk and no show. Sure, it acts all tough on the internet, but CINF’s job really just lives in it’s mother’s basement and has exercise induce asthma.