Former Vampyric Gubernatorial Candidate Jailed

6 Reader Comments

Kate Iverson Feb 4 2009
3:15 pm

Why didn’t we elect him?

Max Sparber Feb 4 2009
3:18 pm

I didn’t like where he stood on the eons-old war between vampires and lycans.

I didn’t like his take on cyber stalking.

Kate Iverson Feb 4 2009
3:30 pm

His stance on staking new vampires who haven’t fully transitioned yet was a real hot-button issue for me, now that you mention it.

What about his total lack of a zombie policy?

That’s what made me vote Republican.

That, and my man-chrush on kwatt.

How didn’t this get the “huh?” tag?