John Alfred Sharkey, self-described vampyre and former candidate for Minnesota Governor, was jailed after harrassing his 16-year-old internet girlfriend. She tried to break it to him gently by telling him she was an part of an elite vampire hunting group and it would be hazardous to his health if they kept in contact.
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- Former Vampyric Gubernatorial Candidate Jailed
6 Reader Comments
3:15 pm
Why didn’t we elect him?
3:18 pm
I didn’t like where he stood on the eons-old war between vampires and lycans.
3:30 pm
I didn’t like his take on cyber stalking.
3:30 pm
His stance on staking new vampires who haven’t fully transitioned yet was a real hot-button issue for me, now that you mention it.
3:50 pm
What about his total lack of a zombie policy?
That’s what made me vote Republican.
That, and my man-chrush on kwatt.
5:28 pm
How didn’t this get the “huh?” tag?