Secrets of the City

I’ll probably be right here…waiting for an open thread.

Pew pew pewww! Or do only ray guns make that sound?

who says ya can’t hunt deer with ray guns?

I pretty much refuse to leave the Twin Cities Metro once deer hunting season begins. I’ve seen too many deer hanging out of trunks or in beds of trucks for my liking. But I do love the meat. I wish my dad, brother, husband, someone was a deer hunter so I could get some lovely venison.

Oh its nothing here compared to Montana. You see Elk on flatbed ranch trucks everyday. Ya got to parade that carcass around ya know, let everyone see your trophy.

Hunting is cold, wet and usually it involves getting up when its still dark out. Thats a big no, no and HELL NO for me.

There’s no such thing as ray guns, ryanl

Fly fishing shops sell small patches of deer hair for fly tying in various colors. I think it’s hollow so it floats well. I have a few. Not sure where they come from. Guess I should think about that a little more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1w4g2vr7B4

I stand corrected.

But if the ray gun won’t take down your thirty pointer than maybe a rail gun will do the trick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1w4g2vr7B4

Well this just sounds delicious.

My boss took the day off to get a jump on it; however he uses a bow. He should think about a ray gun, that would be cool.

It’s also Girls’ Weekend Out, something for all you bachelor types to think about.

It’s been deer season in my neighborhood for a few weeks. Most of the metro area has parks that are closed for normal usage and opened up for deer hunting with a bow a time or two each year.

We stopped and talked to some of the hunters gathered on the road and they weren’t having much luck. They asked us to ride or bikes through the park to kick up the deer, but we declined.

I hear Steve Marsh is going hunting, odds are 4-1 that if he gets a deer he cries like a baby and goes into another John Berryman funk.

Justpbambi has nothing to fear from me, who just plain isn’t into hunting.