Secrets of the City

I am going to be an oogling photographer.

Just kidding, I’m staying home.

I was thinking of going as Don Rumsfeld, but my wife vetoed covering myself in Iraqi blood as a costume.

Ha. I was thinking about being YouTube, but I don’t really want to walk around wearing a box all night.

I was going to go as dressed as John Mark Carr carrying around a nice JonBenet doll with a bottle of lube and a garrot.

Too bad they already discounted his involvement.

I’m not telling. But there’s the last party at Tyler St. on Sat.

even though everyone’s really concerned about the sluttifying of halloween, i am choosing between a…

slutty nurse
slutty power ranger
slutty george w.
slutty jesus
slutty slut slut

or a wholesome bunny… who has sex a lot

Celebrity Baby Smuggler

You can never go wrong with the slutty nurse or cop.

For tonight’s party, I will dress like a lawyer who is late to the party because his mediation ran long.

For tomorrow night’s party, I will dress like a dude who started drinking early in the day and forgot to pull together a costume.

Where was this woman when I lived in Milwaukee: Rebecca Colby, 28, a library clerk in Milwaukee, said the appeal of sexy costumes lies in escaping the workaday, ho-hum dress code.

Even though youre in a costume when you go out to a party in a bar or something, you still want to look cute and sexy and feminine, she said.

Is all for the ’sexy’ halloween trend.

Especially the sex crazed bunny outfit…

Tbartel, try having the wife wear a burkka. With freedom-hating elitist terrorist sympathizer ‘citizens’ like you, we are closer to that being the norm than ever.

I’m not sure dressing like a skan is really the samething as dressing in a costume, but I’m also not sure I disapprove.

Yikes! Skank, rather!

Skanking can be fun.

Anything that let’s Minnesota women get their sex thing on can’t be bad.

So any other creative costume ideas?

Go as a suicidal radio rep who just lost his WCCO TV sweeps buy?

I’m coming as one of these.

JD -
You might want to consider going as “Don Shelby Driving a Tahoe” just in case you run into one of the Heartland Chevy Dealers.

Maybe I’ll dress up as the loneliest twin tower

For tonight’s party, I will dress like a lawyer who is late to the party because his mediation ran long.

You could hand out copies of the Fed. Rules of Civil Procedure on Wednesday to trick or treaters.

Why not everyday?
Are you so afraid?
What will people say?

I thought we were going to delete posts that just attack another person on this site.

These are great… I totally have to dress up in a sweeps/radio/gas guzzler costume. Brilliant.

I guess I could wear an old lady wig, my black frame glasses and tie a fake chicken to myself so I could be Phyllis Kahn.

MLH, I will hand out the Minnesota Supreme Court Rules of Decorum. My favorite (because I am a nerd who takes delight in the absence of a jurisdictional limitation) is Rule 6: Children must be under the control and supervision of an adult at all times. And stay off my lawn!!!

While I admit I did toy with HM’s idea of being a Slutty Slut Slut, I am going to be a Reform School schoolgirl with a heroin addiction. The ironic thing about my costume is that it shows almost no skin, yet I still feel slightly skanky wearing it.

As for partaays, my roommate and I have organized a Halloween Pub Crawl for tomorrow night – we’re all meeting at Psycho Suzi’s around 9:30. Everyone and their mama is invited, so bring your friends if you have them.

Except for you, bud jr. You don’t have any friends, so we’ll understand if you just come alone.

Now, that’s not fair. Even Hitler had friends. Psychotic, mass-murdering, antisemetic friends.

Oh, wait. He would have made the case that “anti-semitism” is just a word the left uses to stifle debate.

Fright wig?

Check.

Witch’s nose?

Check.

Rolling Stones Tour T-shirt?

Check.

No panties?

Check.

Yep. Slutty Katherine Kersten it is!

Now THAT is scary!

I going to limit my trick or treating to the Lakes & Linden Hills & dress up like RT.

Frighteningly, I went to a party last week as Kenny Loggins. My wife went as Lindsay Lohan, which was NOT meant to be a “couples costume” with Kenny — but they made kind of a cute couple anyhow.

No idea what I’m gonna wear to the pub crawl yet, Amber, but Kenny and his smooth music may make an appearance.

Raindogg66, I love you more and more every day.

Jonny, if you come as Kenny, I don’t know how I’m going to be able to resist you. I had a deep and abiding childhood crush on Mr. Loggins, and even now the sight of a skinny brown-haired man with close-cut facial hair is enough to make me a little weak in the knees. So in the interest of the saving myself from a potentially embarassing faux pas, you are welcome to use my alternative Halloween costume ideas – Douchebag or White Trash. Both only require but a garbage bag and either white garbage or Summer’s Eve products attached to it.

This is not a good holiday for man bans.

MANBANNED!

MANDBANA!

ERICBANA!

I AM A BANANA!

Mah schpoon is too biiig!

Mah SPOOOON is TOOO BIIIG!

My sppon is too big:

I want to be friends with max.

I’m being a dead person. [period]

Amber – call me.