Secrets of the City

Bummer. Thankfully, there is still the HH at the 331. Got this email this morning from the manager:

This Saturday!!!!!!!!

Come celebrate the opening of the beautiful new Jon Oulman Salon in spooky, sexy style.

The 331 Club will be hosting special effects artist Mike Etoll who is building an amazing haunted house in our parking lot. Le Cirque Rouge Cabaret & Burlesque Show will be adding the sexy to our spooky. The Como Ave Jug Band and The Cutting Board Tap Show, along w/ Super DJ Danny Sigelman, Incand’essence will be adding hot hot fun.

Plus a costume contest sponsored by Pabst. Put on your spookiest gear and don’t miss out!”

Here are the top 15 reasons to crash the 331club Free Halloween bash Saturday Oct 28th.

15. Drink the corpses blood at the bar

14. It is Free

13. Fire, jugs, pasties, costumes, freaks and lots of booze always equals a great time

12. Pabst costume contest w’ give aways

11. A real life mummy!

10. Premier of Kaleena Millar’s Cutting Board Tap Show

9. DJ Danny Sigelman spins records upstairs in the brand new 331 space!

8. Prop Artist Mike Etoll’s Freak Show

7. Le Cirque Rouge de Gus

6. The Como Ave Jug Band

5. Incand’essence Fire Theatre

4. Whole Pig Roast

3. People will be on Fire

2. You can consume brains that contain alcohol

1. We are going to be celebrating upstairs, downstairs, and outside!

For more info, check out http://www.331club.com/home.php

damn him.

What are the various options for haunted houses? Valley-Scare? Tunnel of Terror?

pasties?

Some are worrying that Halloween is getting a tad racy.

I’m not. I celebrate that fact.

yes, what’s this about pasties?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915 (NSFW language)

marshal

Pasties.

Pasties!