Secrets of the City

but it makes no sense

wow. This looks interesting. It’s good to see it’s not just going to be about people complaining in a bathtub. I’m very impressed and I can’t wait, for real.

hello I am looking for the meth recipies plz!

thx u!

I see Alexis has been spotted.

my mouth is really dry, can you help me out? Maybe I’ll drink some soda pop

And now you’ve identified … wait, I’m not sure who that’s a reference to.

Wow. I am definitely tuning in!

lonelyminneapolis15.

This looks really entertaining. If I could Tivo it, I would. Max: Nice hat.

I was disturbed by the appearance of tobacco and smoking. Children may be watching. What sort of message will that send? Also, there’s a noticable absence of characters of color in positive roles. Surely it was unntentional but I would work harder to remedy that glaring omission.

I would not complain about being in a bathtub with Jeanette Trompeter…

Children will learn that cigarettes are delicious! The 2 main chracters are Puerto Rican BTW.

And Sailor Martin is black. Or, you know, I could paint him black.

I outlatino most latinos.

You did look pretty hot sneaking into the parking booth in the basement of the towers.

(Watch me increase Chasing Windmills’ viewership by three folder…)

Lex tells me she has been promised a sex scene this season.

Oh my God. I hope it’s with me.

Actually, I’d be okay if it were with Leigha or Amber. Maybe that’s what the “man ban” storyline is leading up to.

Same ol’ lamesters jockeying for more attention.

Whatever, “who cares.” You just wasted three seconds of your life posting that. When I waste time, I make art. In black and white. My fake life is a billion times more interesting than your real one. So stop hanging around us lame-os and go get laid or something. Inevitably off camera.

But when you’re ready to tune into the smartest everyday soap opera that’s ever existed north of the equator, come on back. There’s plenty of room on the bandwagon.

stevemarsh: you’re still lame, whether you try to make yourself out to be some fake life black and white artist or not. Everytime you slam someone, you assume they need to get laid. How 5th grade of you. Maybe this soap will shape you up and make you step outside of your own bubble?

I love that “who cares” uses the fifth grade slam when slamming – anonymously – on someone else. That’s mature to the capital M.

Tatemani, I really don’t think the CW creators are very concerned with what message they’re sending to kids. Blues Clues this is not.

I agree with who cares. And every other anonymous doucebad who pisses on other people’s work in online forums. Because they are the kings of the world.

Er, douchebag.

I’m sorry. Heh heh. I’m actually “who cares?” Indulging my schizm. Or should I say, SCHIZZAM! I just wanted to talk about my sex life/get Amber and Max all wound up.

There’s a little ‘who cares’ in all of us.

Or we’d like a little. Just a few inches.

Rex, I gotta ask: was your fifth grade taunt of choice “why don’t you get laid”? I don’t think I was there yet. Maybe in this day and age, with the early onset of menstruation, the Pussycat Dolls, etc.

In fifth grade I didn’t understand what getting laid was. That lesson didn’t come until sixth grade. In the form of sex ed. Getting laid.. well, I’m not talking about when that lesson took place.

I was too high to remember fifth grade. Homemade NoDak PCP, man, that’s where it’s at.

I had sex all the way through fifth grade, and then my uncle went to jail.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Excuse me — I have to go to church and repent for that.

God, you’re such a dick for getting your uncle in trouble like that. Your sister just kept her mouth shut.

(There, now you don’t have to repent, cuz someone else is even worse.)

Hee.

Tatemani… I don’t see how it can be any more “colorful”… even in black and white. And for crying out loud.. if you even watched the darn thing you’d know that the two original characters are Puerto Rican. What’s wrong, baby — their skin ain’t dark enough?