Secrets of the City

God knows I’d sooner cut off my dick and fuck Ann Coulter with it than vote for Norm Coleman, but this film looks so annoyingly propagandistic. I swear, I’ve heard these jokes — “I would me the only New York Jew in the race who grew up in Minnesota” — a dozen times in the past year.

Yeah, I swear this guy only comes up with 2 new jokes a year, then spouts them off whenever he’s in front of a camera as if they just came to him.

Rybak 2008?

At least the jokes are funny.

I want a Norm Coleman Sr. movie.

“Norman does frogtown”?

Do whatever you want. It’s your life.

My neighbor just told me a story about how Al Franken was at the Lake of the Isles dog park the other day and when my neighbor’s dog took a poo, Franken got on him. My neighbor said, “Yeah, I see that, I’m going to go pick it up” or something like that. Franken said, “Okay, because my dog will eat it”.

Sure enough, a couple minutes later, Franken’s dog takes a running dive into another dog’s steaming poo pile and takes a huge bite . . .

So I think I found MNSpeak’s new T-shirt: “Al Franken’s Dog Eats Shit”

(my neighbor would get the royalties, of course)

I guess his townhouse is about a block from my apartment. I’ve never seen him.

My girlfriend has seen him a few times on or near Nicollet Mall.

I think the odds are 50-50 that she’s stalking him, though.

uh-oh, looks like i might have turned this into a “One time I saw Al” post … although in sparber’s case i guess it’s “I’ve never seen Al once” post.

I liked it better when rex was seen but not heard.

I’d have to cut my dick off to fuck Ann Coulter. Well, either mine or hers …

hahahahaha

Al franken is a marxist dwarf and a limousine liberal. But he makes the perfect democrat candidate … someone who’s paid to make people laugh but does a really bad job of it.

All I know is that a Coleman-Franken race would be really fun to watch.

And Apesgrapes is a midget clown superhero.

Hey! Do you have Al’s permission to run his photo?

Whoa, that was way too clever for this forum, tatemani.

Minimax?

Sailor Martin, is that you?

No!

oh, then it was probably just tatemani talking to himself again.

No, that was I, MiniMax!

oh, great, we have a bud, jr and now a minimax.

MiniMax?

Norm Coleman is a fascist dwarf and a lipstick neocon. But he makes the perfect republican candidate … someone who’s paid to kiss George Bush’s ass.

I’m rubber, you’re glue!

GEORGE CLOONEY FOR PRESIDENT 2008!

Who woulda thought that raindog digs guys?

So, it’s Coleman v. Franken in 2008?…..that ranks right up there with Gore v. Bush and Kerry v. Bush…..once again the voters get screwed by having lousy, out of touch candidates to pick from, regardless of party affiliation! Looks like it’ll be time for another write-in!