Secrets of the City

A discussion of hypothetical t-shirts? Are we scraping bottom yet?

that’s a little too wordy, eric

And the best ideas will not by hypothetical.

although just “Hypothetical T-Shirt” might work.

I like “Zombie Police”

“I’ve been shot at Block E”

I also like “Get your ass back to Edina” from the last time.

MNSpeak.com (on the front)
Better when Rex was here (on the back)

lol, jason. I might have to just give that one out at promo events.

Hey, ALAMN Bob…Smoke This!

On the front: “Minneapolis is to St. Paul as…”

Back: ?

The “Get You Ass Back To Edina” was stolen from the clever billboard writers @ Chino Latino…when they opened they had buttons that said “if we wanted you here, we would have opened in Minnetonka”…oh, snap.

“MNSpeak…like blogging with multiple partners.”

“Minnesota…the other white meat?”

“buckwheat-free since August 10″

348-SNOW is FANTASTIC. I would definitely buy it.

Yeah, I want a 348-SNOW shirt, too.

I’d buy a 348-SNOW tshirt. If there were any cute one for women.

I meant ‘ones’ not ‘one’.

What about a pic of Jesse with

“Minnesota’s Second Worst Governer”

Under this picture.

“Norm Coleman Dad Tried To Fuck Me, Too”

edit-

“Norm Coleman’s Dad Tried To Fuck Me, Too”

MNspeak

Where the Passive get Aggressive!

“You could do worse than Robbinsdale.”

I think that you’ve got a winner.

Good idea MunsingW!

348-SNOW

For everyone out there who were clued in before they “sold out and went mainstream”:

MNSpeak.com… The Other Other White Meat.

But, Matt, would it kill you to go through and delete all the spambot postings?

“tapes ‘n’ tapes”

really, just want to post this link. has everybody already seen it? I fully endorse this comedy.

I delete spam all the time. Just can’t sit around all day and man the station.

‘Tis comforting to know that others – not just Minnesotans – have noticed the curious recent over-hype of Tapes ‘n’ Tapes.

Spam was deleted much faster when Rex was here, Matt. Actually, I’m just saying that – I wasn’t even here when Rex was here. I just wanted to make my own “When Rex was here” comment to feel like I belonged.

MNspeak word cloud t-shirt:

SnapShirts.com lets you build a word cloud from any blog. Kinda cool.

I like a number of the suggestions above, but I don’t know that I’d buy a shirt that is Minneapolis specific.

Here are some of the designs I did that never made it into production:

»» Al Franken Hates Hip-Hop (reference)
»» Land of 10,000 Fakes
»» Block E Blows
»» How Big Is Your Cherry?
»» Smalley For Senate
»» 333-3333
»» Odd Or Even?
»» Paisley Park
»» Summer Of Lohan

I like that “Summer of Lohan” now has this nostalgic feel for me — Summer of ‘05 was so awesome.

MNspeak – your source for uninformed opinions about Minneapolis crime since 2005

MNSpeak: When are they going to show the photos of the black killers?

MNspeak: The mob demands the little girl take the rabies shots!

That one is excellent.

In that vein:

“Save the Meerkats”

How about: “It’s gray duck, motherfucker.”

How about:
The front: Welcome to Minnesota!
The back: Now go home, Transplant!

Speaking of tansplants:

Minnesota: Birthplace of the poop transplant.

MNSpeak: We hated that before you did.
MNSpeak: Have I mentioned myself lately?

“It’s gray duck, motherfucker.”
Ah ha ha, I need that shirt!!

I’m so tired of these muthaf*ckin’ lakes in this muthaf*ckin’ state!

MNspeak: White Belt Nation

Actually I love that “Land of 10,000 Fakes” one