Secrets of the City

I have it on good word that Jeff Fecke eats babies.

Correction: Jeff Fecke’s erroneous reporting is simply cannibalizing the traffic DFLSenate.com might have otherwise expected.

We can still call Kennedy a weenie though, right?

Announcement: we’ve finally tracked the execrable spammer to his lair. He screwed up and used his real name:

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Funny Jason.

And honestly, Pawlenty was calling Kennedy a weenie. Not by name, but he was.

Damn it! Busted.

I think any sort of objective examination of the evidence would show that Kennedy and Pawlenty are both weenies. I’m taking them both out next season.

“I have it on good word that Jeff Fecke eats babies”

I thought it was puppies.

This little nugget from the Strib is too good for just Mantenna and I to share.

I can’t decide if it makes me happy or angry.

MPCA … FU!

Minneapolis crime is getting weirder every day. First the pizza man and now swords.

Holy crap, lol. “Witnesses also reported seeing paramedics carrying a bag of severed fingers out of the apartment.” That just reminds me too much of the leprechaun in Alabama.

“Witnesses also reported seeing paramedics carrying a bag of severed fingers out of the apartment.”

Aw, come on.

That’s the kind of crime that makes sense. Haven’t we all been at a party where things start to die down aroun 3am, and somebody pulls out their long sword and starts chopping off digits?

No? Just me?

It wasn’t Hadhafang was it?

The mystical sword of Arwen?

That would be cool!

If it was a lord of the rings sword, I’m going to crap laughing.

In the UK, everyone’s safe from the threat of Klingon swords.

No wonder the food is so bad in the UK. They don’t have a decent knife in the entire country.

When you ban Wusthof only criminals will have chiffonade basil for their bruschetta!

I was nervous that the swords didn’t make the daily links, but I knew y’all would get with the program. Swords. Nothing else matters.

I’ll take s-words for 200, alex.

Soundbite from WCCO’s upcoming 6pm story “I immediately charge the guy with the samurai sword. I go low and he hits me on the head with the sheath, which breaks and snaps on my head.” I can’t wait to see it.

A little sneak peak at footage found at the scene of the sword fight on Lyndale

Jason got me thinking more along these lines…