The Wine Trail

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Mpls Simpleton Jun 27 2006
3:33 pm

Do we need another Wine Thread today?

Mpls Simpleton Jun 27 2006
3:40 pm

I guess we will see the interest.

What’s the harm in approving threads if someone takes the time to write them?

I plan to drink a glass of Minnesota wine for every post about the subject. One more will probably kill me.

Oh, anything to send Max over the edge. Nice to merlot you.

Boss at Target hands out bottles of Minnesota Wine for Christmas:

After about a week he asks one of his employees, “How did you like the wine.”

“It was just right,” the employee says.

Boss at Target thinks about that statement for awhile. Not sure what it means, he asks the employee — “what do you mean when you said the wine was just right?”

The employee says, “If it was any better you wouldn’t have given it to me. If it was any worse, it would have killed me.”

To be honest, I don’t really quite understand the constant bitching on here about MN wines. Sure, some taste like the vineyard backed up a horse to the oak barrel, but others are pretty damn tasty — just like nearly every other winemaking region in the world.

I think we’ve finally found a destination for the first-ever inaugural MNspeak social event!

Who’s driving?

These threads are reading like a Whine Trail.

I picked up a couple bottles at the Cannon River Winery when I was down in Cannon Falls to ride their bike trail. Tasted pretty good to me. Then again, anything alcoholic generally does.

I haven’t had Minnesota wines before but I’m intrigued despite the rapant snobbery. Naturally, I’m sure some are “good” and some are “bad.” The great thing about learning about wines, is that half the battle of reaching “enthusiast” is drinking trial and error style.

It’s not like every winery in Cali is “great” just because it’s in wine country. I was just in Napa a month ago and I had just as many orgasmic wines as I had “2 buck chucks.” To each his own.

Wow, I just came to the realization that I really like “quotes.” I’m going to air quote all night and see how long it takes my company to point it out.

Wait, how do the grapes survive the winter?