The greatest Kiss tribute band in the world is playing at Star Central in Columbia Heights this Saturday, and they happen to be zwergs. I can’t wait. Get there early, ’cause the sight lines tend to be difficult with performers that are even shorter than Prince. There has to be a story angle for DeRusha in here somewhere.
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10 Reader Comments
1:22 am
Let me just say that it is far from midget clowns.
1:28 am
Ohhhh, man, Tiny Kiss is gonna be so pissed about this post, for they are truly the greatest Kiss tribute band in the world! (What the hell am I talking about? Check out this Daily Show segment, one of the best of all time.)
10:02 am
I’m this close to bailing on my mom’s birthday to see Tiny KISS. I never thought about the sight lines. I wonder if they have boxes to stand on or something.
11:33 am
I think we should all go as a group. It’ll be the first evar MNspeak get together!
12:26 pm
Yeah, but if you saw the Daily Show segment (awesome) you’d learn that these guys don’t even play instruments (not awesome.)
So if you want to drive to Columbia Heights (can we start calling it CoHi?) to see desperate people exploiting themselves using the worst aspects of Milli Vanilli, KISS and Dr. Shrinker…umm…maybe that would kick a$$!
1:23 pm
yeah, i saw them on Kimmel last fall and once i realized they didn’t actually play or sing anything, i was pretty crushed.
otherwise i’d normally have promoted this gig on my own blog
1:53 pm
You gotta love the fact that both bands in the Daily Show piece got Paul’s star reversed!
ACK!
2:32 pm
Paul: What do you compute, Space Ace?
Ace: Insufficient data at the moment, Starchild.
7:43 pm
I’ll be honest and say that I would much prefer Mini Kiss and their fake performance, over Tiny Kiss and their gut-wrenching – though authentic – renditions. I’m not going to see if they’re better or close to Kiss…I’m only going because watching midgets dance and prance around on stage entertains me.
I ain’t gonna front.
8:55 pm
None of these guys even compare to KLOWN.