Secrets of the City

Does anyone watched FOX/right-wing 9 news seriously? I don’t.

I watch cause it’s on at 9 and I go to bed by 10.

Did anyone see the story Sunday about MA Rosko’s puppy and trying to make it not bark at the door? They almost revoked my journalism degree for watching it.

I especially enjoy their right-wing weather and right-wing sports. Right-wing weather differs from liberal weather in that they don’t call every incident of rainfall a “storm.” And right-wing sports doesn’t cover sissy liberal sports like soccer and women’s golf.

dtester, I dare you to get out on a soccer field with some high level players–hell, even some high school players– some time and see if you still think it’s a sissy sport. But then again, maybe the whole rest of the world is wrong and we Amuricans are right again. Oh yeah, that’s right.

Saved games fit nicely on the 32MB Memory Stick bundled with my PSP, but there’s no room left for much porn…

I’ve heard Fox 9 referred to as many things: but right wing? That’s priceless.

That said, iPods also can store porn. So I hear. Technology + TV News usually equals silly stories.

My backpack stores porn. So does my sock drawer.

TV news is so absolutely retarded these days it makes me want to rip my eyes out every time I accidentally see it on someone else’s TV.

It’s got a damn web-browser and wi-fi capability. THAT’S THE END OF THE WORLD, FOLKS!!!! SONY NEEDS TO BUILD IN A PORNO FILTER!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!11!!11!1!

I’m glad I quit watching TV years ago.

The reason I watch Fox 9 is because Robin Robinson is da Bomb!
Bombin’ Robin Robinson, the Rockin’ Robin, Robin Bombinson is the real deal.

Robin Bombinson… I love that.

You guys think that Fox 9 is right-wing? You’re much more brainwashed than I thought.

When does a comment from one person implicate everyone in a thread?

Jeeze you’re more touchy than I thought!

Last month a 14-year old boy in Bismark, North Dakota got caught bringing porn into school on his PSP. The local authorities decided to make an example of the boy and charged him with a felony.

Holy crap. How bad is having a felony on your record? It cant be good for a 14 year old.

If this were in California and he did it twice more wouldnt they have to three strike him? Jail for life for naked pictures. Is it possible?

Until some sports department provides Rollergirl coverage, they’re all chumps.

Except Anne Hutchinson.

All I can say about Anne Hutchinson is “eww, frosty.”

I thought Penny Arcade was awfully timely with this:
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Hooray for square etch-a-sketch boobs!

And to think I still want to work in television.

My name is Jeff Grayson; I used to be the main sports anchor at KMSP, yes the FOX9 that was called right wing. Actually, that only applies to the Fox News Channel–believe me, there was no right-wing anything during my years there. I was at KMSP 12 years and miss it a great deal after being let go last fall. Like all of you writing on the threads, I am interested to see what happens in the news wars and the Sports Wrap deal. I hope to get back in the game at another station or FSN, but there just aren’t enough positions right now. So I watch like the rest of you.

I actually found out about your site when someone told me that somebody posted something about seeing me out and about; the person mentioned I was taller and heavier than he expected, and he was surprised I was buying ink printer cartridges instead of having a laser printer. I’m afraid he’s right: I’m 6′4″ and could afford to lose a few pounds, and my wife and I do spend more than we’d like on ink cartridges because we thought we couldn’t afford a laser printer. For those of you who want me back on the air, thank you. For those of you who are glad I was shown the door, at least you don’t have to watch me anymore. I’ve rambled enough. I look forward to reading and posting!

Jeff: I wish your post had more clever alliteration (like your wife used to bring here) or witty word-plays (that’s all you.). Anyway, glad you’re taking a break from cleaning baby poop out of the sink to post here!

JD, give me a chance and I’ll work on the prose!

PlayStation Pornable? What a joke!!! Fox news 9 is stuped! “The PSP can get porn out of thin air like MAGIC!! Is Fox news 9 living in the 21 century or not?