Comments on: ‘The Impaler’ For Governor

By: rew

rew — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 19:41:12 +0000

He may be anti-DWI, but he’s still willing to come to Drinking Liberally.

Be aware, he will breathalyze you on the way out.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 17:57:33 +0000

I called the campeign office last night and talked to him for 20 minutes or so. I played it entirely straight, it was ridiculously entertaining. Apparently someone’s making a documentary about this shit and they’re taking audio from the calls he gets. Call him up (320-310-6252)…ask your questions. He HAS the answers.

What stuck with me the best:
“No, no. I believe in God. I know he exists. I just HATE him. But, don’t get me wrong, I love Jesus. It’s amazing how badly he suffered for our sins.”

By: Tim

Tim — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 14:42:51 +0000

I can count de votes. vone, two, tree, ha ha ha four, five, seeeeex, ha ha ha

By: david

david — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 03:49:35 +0000

The ‘CCO story suggests school officials re-assigned Sharkey’s partner, a school bus driver, to a job where she would not have contact with children because of her affiliation with Sharkey and because she admitted to being pagan. If that’s true, and she can prove it, sounds like grounds for a religious intolerance lawsuit against her employer to me.

By: rex

rex — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:39:10 +0000

The dude's on MySpace! I'm so voting for him!

By: PTW

PTW — Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:15:43 +0000

Will he wear the cape for official occasions if he gets into office?

By: rex

rex — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 20:37:34 +0000

Yeah, I wish Xeni had mentioned MNspeak. Xeni!

By: gerg

gerg — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 20:33:25 +0000

the story has been boingboinged.

By: Christopher

Christopher — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 20:28:00 +0000

The question, is he a fiscal conservative?

By: Chul

Chul — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 20:14:36 +0000

Impaling? Has my vote.