submitted by cody
Jan 12 2006 — 2:00am
Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey: just your average everyday vampire coven leader former professional wrestler anti-DWI activist cloak designer from New Jersey running for Governor of Minnesota in 2006 (on his way to a 2008 presidential bid).
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It is the point when defense contractors also suck off the public teat. Corporate welfare. Puts dollars in Dick Cheney's pockets.
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19 Reader Comments
4:50 pm
I can’t wait for the memoir!
4:54 pm
I have not learned my lesson, and will vote for him.
5:38 pm
so how does this guy still get disability benefits from an accident in ‘82 if he has since been a professional boxer and professional wrestler?
10:37 pm
Don’t forget the part where he sleeps with his half-sister.
9:48 am
words cannot express how much this amuses me.
1:50 pm
Strip article here
2:01 pm
This is so great, because really, if forced to choose my biggest complaint about Gov. Pawlenty, it’s that his cloak designs really lack that creative edge.
2:01 pm
Sorry. Didn’t mean to excite anyone with the “strip” typo. In fact, the article doesn’t say much more than what’s already been linked so…Rex, feel free to delete.
2:14 pm
Impaling? Has my vote.
2:14 pm
Impaling? Has my vote.
2:28 pm
The question, is he a fiscal conservative?
2:33 pm
the story has been boingboinged.
2:37 pm
Yeah, I wish Xeni had mentioned MNspeak. Xeni!
9:15 pm
Will he wear the cape for official occasions if he gets into office?
7:39 pm
The dude’s on MySpace! I’m so voting for him!
9:49 pm
The ‘CCO story suggests school officials re-assigned Sharkey’s partner, a school bus driver, to a job where she would not have contact with children because of her affiliation with Sharkey and because she admitted to being pagan. If that’s true, and she can prove it, sounds like grounds for a religious intolerance lawsuit against her employer to me.
8:42 am
I can count de votes. vone, two, tree, ha ha ha four, five, seeeeex, ha ha ha
11:57 am
I called the campeign office last night and talked to him for 20 minutes or so. I played it entirely straight, it was ridiculously entertaining. Apparently someone’s making a documentary about this shit and they’re taking audio from the calls he gets. Call him up (320-310-6252)…ask your questions. He HAS the answers.
What stuck with me the best:
“No, no. I believe in God. I know he exists. I just HATE him. But, don’t get me wrong, I love Jesus. It’s amazing how badly he suffered for our sins.”
1:41 pm
He may be anti-DWI, but he’s still willing to come to Drinking Liberally.
Be aware, he will breathalyze you on the way out.