Secrets of the City

two words “Widespread Prosperity”

I’m going to be Viking on a boat cruise

I’m going be the FLYING SPEGHETTI MONSTER.

A “Finder” or a “Looter” I can’t decide.

i’m going as rachael

Judging by your name, Cracker, the news affiliates covering your costume would most likely call you a “Finder.”

My dog is going as a Vampire like last year! If I can get him to wear the head gear and matching cuffs for more than 3 minutes. It’s a waste to buy them new costumes every year. He can’t remember to not eat the cat shit let alone what he was tortured with last year.

I’ve got two parties to attend. For the first, I’m going as Larry David and I’m going to keep getting into trouble on the way to the bathroom. For the second, I’m going as Edna Mode from The Incredibles. I’m also going to be pushing around my roommate, who is much cooler than me, because he’s going as Terri Shivo (he’s got a tube hooked up that people can use to feed him drinks).

Yeah, I’m pretty certain your roommate is going to hell.

Superman. I hope the costume isn’t inappropriately tight in the inappropriate area.

jderusha,

Don’t you mean you hope the costume isn’t inappropiately tight in the appropriate area?

You know Hawkeye Pierce, from M*A*S*H? I was the crappiest Hawkeye Pierce EVER last night, it was great.

I love Edna Mode! I want to be her when I grow up. I have the hair already.