Secrets of the City

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They didn’t want to be called for “Delay of Game”

doesn’t sound like a criminal act to me; in MN such an act is only illegal (in the sexual misconduct sense) if there was an under 16 year old present. Altough it could go under the police officers’ favorite catch-all “disorderly conduct” or some low-level offense in the Minnetonka City code.

However, wouldn’t it be fantastic if they charged them with sodomy?!!

Sodomy rules.

ah, they had a bye last week, let’em play…

pete’s right man. sodomy is a crime in minnesota.

this is expertly timed, considering krinkie’s committee is meeting about the viking’s new stadium TONIGHT in ham lake…

wow, sounds like there could be a spin-off economic development idea…Deja Vu starts a cruise boat line on Ham Lake catering to the Vikings. Who says stadiums aren’t good for the economy?! Tell Krinkie

Sorry, but all state sodomy laws were invalidated by the Supreme Court Decision Lawerance vs Texas. http://laws.findlaw.com/us/000/02-102.html
I’m guessing most states haven’t taken the time to remove them from the books because they are concerned with Stadium debate.

um, the minnesota sodomy law was struck down in May of 2001, in case you didn’t know.

You know what drive me crazy? Enough is enough with these Vikings. I’ve had it up to here!

damn i love mnspeak. where else can you brush up on current sodomy laws while tracking the stadium debate and finding out which viking got a hummer on a boat, all while receiving periodic updates on the location of that friggin blimp from anti-wellstoners and limbaugh listeners!!???!!??

don’t forget about getting the definition of a moonbat

PURPLE PRIDE!

well, jeepers, i didn’t know it was struck down. i guess i know what i’m doing tonight

Ass fucking is legal? This is great news. Everyone is invited over to my place tonight.

i’ll bring my strap-on.

not to switch subjects or anything, but maybe Aaron’s onto something? taxpayer’s league, vikings, blowjobs, arrests, etc?

Is this racey post a part of a new direction here at MNSpeak?

I’m pretty sure we’ve always been pro-ass fucking. I guess it took the Vikings to get us out of the closet about it.

It’s official: The Vikings suck.

Strib has a story now.

I always said the Vikings sucked ass this year. Now they go and prove it once and for all!

The Love Boat soon will be losing another game…….

Sure glad Randy Moss was jetisoned because he caused too much trouble. What a bunch of underworked, overpaid, misfit-verts. Is it possible to fire the whole team? * fingers crossed *

Please oh please CJ, give us the details.

(Daunte WAS on board, for one….)

We’re waiting CJ, don’t disappoint us!

Poor Zygmunt. No stadium for you!

Well, we all know where the next MNSpeak party will be.

Apparently the Vikes like to hop out of their limos and pee on their fan’s lawns too! Classy.

If you build they will come.

Does anyone find it ironic that this story was released the very night that Andy Westerberg, at the October 11th House Tax Committee meeting, used the need for a first class hotel in Anoka county as one of his major selling points for the Viking stadium.

I wonder if he will get his daughter or wife at the hotel when the Vikings are in town

Did you see the greedy, whining real estate agent with the dollar signs in her eyes on the news last night. She’ll keel over if no stadium is built.

Pro-sports are a sore that needs to be excised.

I can’t believe that professional athletes would treat a tour boat as if it were the 1990’s Oval Office!

Karl, it’s the largely NFL and NBA that have the ‘issues’.

“Cultural issues”, that is.

bud, baseball seems to have its cultural issues as well, like using steroids, lying to Congress, having an owner as the commissioner, and needing public-funded stadiums.

the players with their big diamond earrings, fancy suits, and expensive cars. gosh, they must have class

so they charge em with a misdemeanor and slap a fine on em, so what?

they’re pigs. we know that. they’re also human. and young and indiscreet. okay. life is all about eating and sleeping and screwing and dying (or rather trying to live like you never will die). so have a look and move on.

i don’t like to hear that they propositioned unsuspecting servers, and the servers should have been forewarned that it was a fuckfest. but somehow this one just cracks me up.

i want my stadium.

Who brought the tackle box full of brightly colored jelly dildos?

I like how the vikings have a Junior Cheerleading Program. I’d sure love my daughter cheering for these guys! Maybe then when she’s 18 working her way through college she can have a PRO football player asking her to perform oral sex for money! Go Vikes Go!

I heard they brought Popeil’s Pocket Fisherman

This is what Vikings do. They get on a boat and rape, pilage and plunder. I’ll bet they where all drinking grog too..

But where si the blimp. We need another blimp update.

Johnny = very funny!

The whole thing is sick. The Minnesota Vikings are nothing but a bunch of hoods. In fact Pro Football is nothing but a bunch of drug addicts, and it boggles my mind that society gives a penney for the crap they do.

Why not take our tax money and give it to the crack dealers operating in the city, or simply let ALL the criminals free and build them houses. If we get a stadium for the Vikings it is the same thing.

I’m disappointed with all of you…not one “tight end” joke yet? For shame!

I don’t mean to turn this back into the sodomy resource center… but I couldn’t help but think about the response here that said “all state sodomy laws were invalidated” when I read this completely unrelated story that says a guy is facing 20 years for sodomy in Kentucky (skip to the end if you want):

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051009/NEWS01/510090392

So… I guess maybe sodomy is still punishable by law?

I wish I was an NFL player.

“smooty time” do.do.do do.do “smooty time”

He’s planning my next party!

Tice on KFAN live around 5pm…should be interesting.

The Looooooooooooooooooooooooovve Boat…………………..

Did the boat have cameras for security/insurance reasons?

How many cell phone/cameras were on board?

Watch eBay!

stop all this hullballuh, I really care about my real estate plans, oops.. er… my team

Does any one have the list of the 17 players to post ? I’m thinking of starting a new kind of fantasy football league.

Finally they are cumming together as a team! LMAO

To many men on the field!

The front line sure opened some holes that night!

illegal receiver downfield

http://www.vacationstogo.com/viking.cfm?source=google

hmmmmmmm ?

I wonder if Duante did a pump fake before he drilled the receiver.

Tice wasn’t there. He had ticket but sold it.

What did I tell ya’ yesterday?

From WCCO’s site: “Doyle said the investigation into the party is now focused on finding dozens of pictures taken on board. “Members of the entourage that were on both boats took enormously detailed photographs of a variety of sexual acts,” Doyle said.”

Oh, those zany Vikes? Probably making a video to sell on late night tv.

the 911 call was release on WCCO’s site this afternoon.

did anyone hear the interview with klobuchar today mpr at noonish?

“They [the captains] had to step around people who were having sex on the floor,” he said. “They were thinking it couldn’t be safe out in the middle of the lake. It was a petrifying scene.”

That’s my favorite quote so far.

Petrifying. lol

A real man does it gay.

Really. . .what more can we expect from a bunch of pro-football players. Only the married ones are gonna have any real repercussions from this one. . .

I see no problem in this as long as they don’t have a wife and/or kids waiting at home. They had a party and at that party there were some beautiful “available” girls and that’s all. I no point in judging them.

Christian, don’t use a link to a business as a sig line. Especially when it is in a comment in a thread that is three and a half years old, it makes me think you’re a comment spammer.