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First things first: I’m going to abolish the City Council and then appoint myself Minneapolis’s Chancellor for Life.

How about enforcing the snow-shoveling laws? That goes for St. Paul as well. I’m tired of involuntarily speed-skating while walking my dog in the winter.

I want to run for the “goddess of the ministry of education” post so I can get us some decent funding in our schools – and get a full time job back. And then, I want to be the queen of the parks so that we can get some services back. And then after that. . .