No laughing matter here, folks. A group of armed gunmen have been prowling Uptown and robbing bar patrons as they walk down the street. Twelve robberies have been reported in the last 3 weeks, including one guy who was hit twice on the same night. “After the first robbery, he went home and got more cash, which the robbers promptly took a few hours later.” Yikes. I think I’ll stay up here in Northeast, where all the bartenders pack heat and I know they’ve got my back.
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3 Reader Comments
2:28 pm
Perhaps good news though, police recently arrested four suspects in those robberies.
2:48 pm
I say abandon hip, yet crime-riden, Uptown and stick with the Olive Garden in Eden Prairie!
2:41 pm
I’m starting a community crime watch patrol for Uptown, any volunteers?