Secrets of the City

That girl is not attractive.

Wow, she doesn’t look a day over 40.

But she has huuuuuge — tracks of land…

well, that was disappointing.

I really can’t believe guys are still into the blonde+huge boobs = hot thing. Aren’t we more intelligent than that? It’s just such a boring, lowest-common-denominator idea of attractiveness.

With Photoshop, anything is possible! What will end up on the page, will look nothing like her. She’ll probably get the gig just because of the mom angle. The story is more important than what she actually looks like. Photoshop can fix all her flaws!

(BTW – I completely agree with you!)

They both look a tad trailerpark.

Douglas G- for $5000, you could, too.

Where do I sign up???

In case you doubt the power of the pixel, you may have seen this NSFW video. This is what I look like before photoshop:

I wonder what they could do to make me look better?

Ow, my eyes! Douglas…you’re hideous.

I really can’t believe guys are still into the blonde+huge boobs = hot thing. Aren’t we more intelligent than that? It’s just such a boring, lowest-common-denominator idea of attractiveness.

I’m sorry, what?

I really can’t believe guys are still into the blonde+huge boobs = hot thing. Aren’t we more intelligent than that? It’s just such a boring, lowest-common-denominator idea of attractiveness.

(BTW – I completely agree with you!)

I have wondered about that. I think there is something biological or primal or SOMEthing that pulls the eye towards this type. Or maybe people are like magpies and attracted to bright shiny things. Because it is really quite hideous, IMHO.

Perhaps I should have posted that last comment under a fake name so I don’t come across as a crabby jealous brunette. I’ll just put on my glasses and go stand over there and try to look smart and unconcerned.

i much prefer natural looking brunettes to fake looking blondes. Republicans seem to like the fake blonde type.

ooh, Jane. Glasses, smart and unconcerned = hot.

Sweet.

brooding pale bookish brunettes FTW.

Remember that Aerosmith video where the woman is dressed to look all librarian-ish and then she strips down to her lingerie? that was cool.

Remember that Aerosmith video where the woman is dressed to look all librarian-ish and then she strips down to her lingerie? that was cool.

If only strip clubs would come up with this sort of idea…

Wasn’t that a Van Halen video?

Is it love in an elevator that he is thinking of?

When isn’t he?

As a former Milwaukeean, you have to understand who this girl’s mom is to totally get this story. Bo Black is a larger-than-life figure… she ran Summerfest for awhile. Not surprising that she would be digging her daughter trying to get into Playboy.

I prefer the chick from the Sweet Emotion video.

I make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Just thought someone would like to know.

Bo Black is a larger-than-life figure…

I’m not going to ask you to elaborate.

Summerfest is the bestest.

“Serious health problems have slowed Bo down, but she says she’s writing a book based on her life. She has given the main characters new names. She is Penelope Pia, for instance, Treb is Daring Ventures, and Kellyn is Regina Regal.”

Is this woman in 7th grade?