Your Daily Wisconsin Dose

submitted by noodleman

Oct 24 2008 — 2:00am

And, yes, alcohol was involved:

Man urinates on dog after owner spurns sex.

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20 Reader Comments

kwatt Oct 24 2008
11:00 am

Now the dog knows how it feels. No sympathy from me.

aliecat Oct 24 2008
11:26 am

Well, that’ll learn her.

LOL.

sornie Oct 24 2008
11:43 am

By her, alie, do you mean the dog or its owner?

aliecat Oct 24 2008
11:44 am

The owner…unless the guy was trying to have sex with the dog?

noodleman Oct 24 2008
11:59 am

If the dog is 3, that’d make her an adult in human years.

mb21 Oct 24 2008
12:06 pm

I wonder if the dog was sleeping. If somebody tried to pee on me I would just run away.

miller Oct 24 2008
12:08 pm

If somebody tried to pee on me I would just run away.

Easier said than done. Right Kevin?

sornie Oct 24 2008
12:10 pm

The owner…unless the guy was trying to have sex with the dog?

You never can assume things, it is Wisconsin and there was drinking…

Bixby Oct 24 2008
12:13 pm


The owner…unless the guy was trying to have sex with the dog?

Given Wisconsin’s history with poor decision making when it comes to sex, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Bixby Oct 24 2008
12:22 pm


Now the dog knows how it feels. No sympathy from me.

So I believe that makes you, the dog and that chick from the R. Kelly video.

Dougie_D Oct 24 2008
1:04 pm

The Underaged Girl: Yeah, he asked if he could pee on me, and I said fo sho. I mean, it’s R Kelly, the pied piper of R&B. I’ve been peed on by guys who don’t even have record deals. Shit, if I didn’t wanna get peed on, I would have moved out the way!

kwatt Oct 24 2008
3:21 pm


If somebody tried to pee on me I would just run away.

Easier said than done. Right Kevin?

When you’re in the shower, it’s tough to tell what’s pee and what’s water.

mb21 Oct 24 2008
3:31 pm

When you’re in the shower, it’s tough to tell what’s pee and what’s water.

I’m not sure how to take this. I’m having a difficult time trying to picture how a woman would pee on you in the shower, but also having a hard time picturing you showering with a man.

kwatt Oct 24 2008
3:33 pm

Aim right in between.

sornie Oct 24 2008
3:33 pm

And you’re picturing kevin in the shower why?

msparber Oct 24 2008
3:35 pm

If this discussion continues, I am going to spontaneously experience a Roman Shower.

mb21 Oct 24 2008
3:47 pm

@sornie- who wouldn’t? Have you seen those ankles??

@kwatt- in between?? Like it was a he/she? Or like you were in between a man & a woman?

kwatt Oct 24 2008
3:54 pm

Now I’m confused.

Bixby Oct 24 2008
3:56 pm


Aim right in between.

Okay, there are at least four different ways this could be interpreted and none of them are good.

This thread, in it’s brief life, has already scarred me.