Secrets of the City

DeRusha has a Wikepedia page. Ha!

It will likely get deleted as soon as one is made.

I have had no patience for Wikipedia since they deleted the entry about me. Maybe when I win my regional Emmy, they will consider me important enough to be on their stupid Encyclopedia.

Doesn’t MPR have Minnesota-pedia or something? Minni wiki maybe *runs off to Google*

found it

DeRusha is an active member of several online communities, including Mnspeak, Myspace and Facebook.

Oh, no time for Friendster, Flickr, Netflix, eBay and GoodReads, Mr. Bigshot?

DeRusha is an active member of several online communities, including Mnspeak, Myspace and Facebook

something about $1.25 and coffee.

Probably better that way, wikipedia has the ability to make any website description completely boring.

Wikipedia is a bunch of commie crap

Of course it is.

Wikipedia is a bunch of commie crap

Bwa?

“Commie” is still an insult?

I prefer “pinko.”

To be fair, Wikipedia is pretty much like the USSR. I’m going to side with Berfus on this one.

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia wikis you.

Also, wikipedia has great parades.

No offense, and don’t let this post distract you from the topic of the thread, but the last few days have had some really boring subjects on Mn speak. He i wanted to an bored id watch channel five news.

I bet Max would welcome your input, Berfus.

Or feel free to post what you think is interesting, Berfus. I’d love to see that.

He i wanted to an bored id watch channel five news.

Apparently smoking crack makes Beefus angry…

He i wanted to an bored id watch channel five news.

Channel five news make Berfus mad.

Berfus smash!

No offense, and don’t let this post distract you from the topic of the thread, but the last few days have had some really boring subjects on Mn speak. He i wanted to an bored id watch channel five news.

No offense, Berfus, but you’re a troll.

Your mama

Good one, but my mom’s dead.

Let’s keep it civil please.

No offense, but nothing nice ever comes after that statement.

I am so sorry. I get so used to making wise cracks to my friends that i forget my manners. I am truly sorry about your mother. My uncle died to years ago and it devastated me. I should’ve thought a little before i wrote that stupid statement. Please forgive me for that insult.

If it helps i will quit posting here as a token of my sincerity. I will still browse the threads because i enjoy this site very much.

Let’s try not to scare of people within a week of them starting to comment here, if we can.

Berfus, your sincerity is appreciated. It takes a little while to get the hang of this place.

And still, no one has started a MNSpeak article on the Wikipedia.

Berf, OMG, I’m sorry, but that was a morbid joke between friends of mine, my mom isn’t dead and I certainly don’t want you to stop commenting…

Don’t leave. I’m still calling you Beefus though.

as much of an idiot as berfus is (did maz invite his friends here or something?), wikipedia is pretty fucking ridiculous these days. the established ‘editors’ have formed some kind of seperate class that can basically shit on everything with impunity. they’re so focused on their little wikifascism that they lose sight of the fact that it’s about expanding accessible knowledge, and start deleting shit because it’s not important enough (in their opinion) for anyone to care about.

pffffffffffffftttt. jerks.

that can basically shit on everything with impunity

Weird. I can’t think of anybody here who does that with almost every comment.

I kind of figured that Alie was joking, but wasn’t sure. Poor Berfus. Then again, who says “Your mama” anymore? Has it made a comeback? I can’t keep up with the kids and their jive talk.

I kind of figured that Alie was joking, but wasn’t sure.

I was also kind of medicated due to throwing out my back last weekend. Percocet makes me goofy.

Alie’s all hopped up on the dope!

Why are you holding out on me Alie?? Percocet? Selfish b*tch.

Berfus no get alie’s jokes.

Berfus now lurk.

Miller, Ha! More like hopped up for 2 minutes then passed out. I rarely even take asprin.

Mb, I have vicodin, too…

Vicodin didn’t do much for my post-surgery pain, but it sure made me sleepy.

2 minutes is more than enough time to destroy a young man’s trust.

2 minutes is more than enough time to destroy a young man’s trust.

And his ego.

THANKS MB FOR STARTING OFF THE DAY BY BEING A TWAT!

Bob, agreed, I have almost a full bottle left over from two years ago because it didn’t work (granted, I’d been on IV narcs for almost a month while inpatient)

Miller and Kevs…you two…so silly.

and alie, that stuff goes bad, you know.

And if you take it too long, you end up looking like The Joker.

Wayne- yeah, I’m close to throwing it out.

Rat- no worries, I’m not a big fan of pills.

I’ve got a full unused prescription of vicodin too. The doctor prescribed them for my toenail removal, but it never hurt enough to take one. I think some doctors overprescribe.

I look more like old school Joker.

With all this buzz about the late Mr. Ledger’s performance, lets give a hat tip to Cesar Romero, who created the Clown Prince of Crime for the campy teevee series with a high level of energy and originality at a time when most of his old Hollywood peers were retired or dead.

KC, I got the Percs from the ER doc when I sprained my ankle…talk about overperscribe…

Vicodin didn’t do much for my post-surgery pain, but it sure made me sleepy.

See you are supposed to use it in combination with alcohol. Doesn’t anyone read the NFL players handbook anymore?

Dougie D, you and I would have one hell of a party.

See you are supposed to use it in combination with alcohol. Doesn’t anyone read the NFL players handbook anymore?

Dougie, no way, I’m too chicken to do that. I’m worried that I’ll stop breathing or something. Not a fun thought for a woman who lives alone with 2 obese cats.

Alie, I would check on you. They wouldn’t even have enough time to eat half of your face off.

After getting my wisdom teeth surgically removed at 9 am my mom picked up my Vicodin scrip and dropped me off at home. I slept for about 5 hours, took another one for the pain then went out drinking at the Red Dragon and a few NE bars until 1 am then I walked home.

I was younger then. I can barely stay up until 1 am now.

Best Joker was on Batman: The Animated Series, voiced by Mark Hamill. No lie.

Mark Hamill as The Joker? LOL, mjm.

Actually, he’s doing a lot of voice work these days. Nice beard, Mark!

wayne: that can basically shit on everything with impunity

wayne: THANKS MB FOR STARTING OFF THE DAY BY BEING A TWAT!

In case anyone wasn’t sure…

oh I’m sorry, I’m supposed to sit back and take her bitchy shit?
no thanks.

Looks like it’s going to be one of those days on MNSpeak. Have a good weekend everyone.

Calm down wayne, you’re not helping yourself.

Didn’t you have a job interview or something wayne? How did it go?

Alie, I would check on you. They wouldn’t even have enough time to eat half of your face off.

Would they really start with the face? Seems to me an animal would go for something more meaty, like a thigh or breast.

Cats are inscrutable. Who knows what they would go after first.

Cats always eat your brains first – always! Sheesh.

@cat, yeah but how do you think they get to the brain?? Chew your face off and go in through your eye sockets.

Oh, they’d totally start with the face first. Initially it would be gentle licks, “Hey Alie, wake up. We need some Kit ‘N Kaboodle over here.” Then the licks wouldn’t be so gentle anymore. Then they go all Wild Kingdom on you.

rat, it went ok. better work environment than I’m in now, but same money and probably fewer (if any) benefits. not sure about timing or whether I got it either.

oh I’m sorry, I’m supposed to sit back and take her bitchy shit?

She’s supposed to sit back and take your bitchy shit?

Good luck

Is potential new job bike-to-able?

kwatt, I hope I never have to find out, either way…

Alie, maybe you should start sleeping with hockey mask on everynight. A la Jason…

Bob likes Caesar Romero’s joker. Hmmm…. Has anyone seen them in the same room together? I wonder.

I don’t know where ya’ll get your cat information, but they only eat your face, AFTER laying waste to your brain. They whisper promises of loyalty and protection as they suck your brains out of your ears.

The lazy ones go through your face.

Oh my god Douglas G…

that bob picture belongs in Shakes The Clown, not a Batman tv series.

uh, erica, I started exactly nothing with her today. unless she’s a wikipedia editor, in which case sure, I guess so.

Cat, my mom used to be afraid cats would suck out her soul through her mouth…actually, wasn’t that a movie once?

Yes Alie, but they only preyed on virgins. We’re safe…

Oh, thank god…

It’s cumulative, Wayne. You’re pretty consistently caustic and most overlook it, but you’re verbal assaults wear on peoples nerves.
It’s bound to come back atcha on more than one occasion.

OMG! Bob, The Bacon Lovin Joker!

Douglas, you complete me….

Can I use that photo on my Twitter account, douglas? I want to limit the number of followers. That just oughta do it…

Feel free Bob!

MB and Wayne, try not talking to each other for a while. Neither of you sniping at each other is any fun for any of the rest of us.

Don’t listen to Mb, Alie. Virgins may be their prime target, but they’ll take what they can get in a pinch. Always sleep with goggles on so that you can keep your eyes open.

You just need one of those special Egyptian cats like in that terrific movie* starring Halle Berry — you know Catwoman. They bring you back to life if you die.

*Actually it really sucked!

I don’t think my cat would eat my face or brain if I died. I think he would take the opportunity to destroy every electric cord in the house.

Wait, Wikipedia what?

All right if it was just a joke, im gonna start posting here again. I had a rough day yesterday. I saw on the news that the killer of the ninety year old woman in hopkins was a guy i used to hang out with when i was in high school. He was my friend’s brother. This is not a joke i an being very serious.

Berfus back post again.

the killer of the ninety year old woman in hopkins

What a terribly sad story.

If someone wants to post a link on a new thread about him id be happy to give a profile on Correy wells, you know give some details cant him you won’t hear on the news. I tried posting a new thread, but my mobile browser is retarded.

Cat, my mom used to be afraid cats would suck out her soul through her mouth…actually, wasn’t that a movie once?

That was in that Steven King movie that had the three parts. Cat’s eye I believe was the name. The kitty was actually protecting the little girl (Drew Barrymore) from a terrible little troll.

Snopes doesn’t think the superstition is true.

I think we need a Mnspeak kitty to protect us from trolls.

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That’s the best I can do.

Boo.. my eyes aren’t lined up.

I’ll lend mnspeak my kitty Chester Thomas. If he doesn’t eat the faces off the trolls, he’ll drive them bat shit crazy by meowing from 2:30am to 5:00am.

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